4 definitions by FunnyDog55

Lahey

To get extremely, recklessly drunk before anyone else; inspired by Jim Lahey and Jake Ewing

Guy 1: Boy I tell ya, it has been a long week I can’t wait for the darty tomorrow
Guy 2: Tell me about it, I’m gettin fuckin lahey’d tomorrow!

by FunnyDog55 June 26, 2019

Peanut Butter Hours

When all the roomates who are allergic to peanut butter go to bed.

guy 1: Thomas, that clown roommate of ours, finally went to bed .
Guy 2: I’ve been waiting for Peanut Butter Hours all day, Earl.

by FunnyDog55 March 19, 2018

Beaunit

Someone who is a beauty, but also a bit of a unit.

*at a darty*
Randall: Looks like Toby put on a few this winter eh?
Jimmy: Yeah I think he’s going for more of a beaunit type of look this summer
Randall: Hey what’s my girl doing over there rubbing up on Toby!?

by FunnyDog55 December 26, 2019

Grime Rate

The number of chops you take in a day divided by the number of showers you take in that same day. (# of chops/# of showers)

Calvin: Heyyyy man
Avery: Heyyy man, what’s your grime rate?
Calvin: 0.5 hbu?
Avery: .... 1.5
Calvin: SUP GRIME

by FunnyDog55 November 4, 2019