Definitions by FunnyDog55

Beaunit 

Someone who is a beauty, but also a bit of a unit.

*at a darty*
Randall: Looks like Toby put on a few this winter eh?
Jimmy: Yeah I think he’s going for more of a beaunit type of look this summer
Randall: Hey what’s my girl doing over there rubbing up on Toby!?

Beaunit by FunnyDog55 December 26, 2019

Grime Rate 

The number of chops you take in a day divided by the number of showers you take in that same day. (# of chops/# of showers)

Calvin: Heyyyy man
Avery: Heyyy man, what’s your grime rate?
Calvin: 0.5 hbu?
Avery: .... 1.5
Calvin: SUP GRIME

Grime Rate by FunnyDog55 November 4, 2019

Lahey 

To get extremely, recklessly drunk before anyone else; inspired by Jim Lahey and Jake Ewing

Guy 1: Boy I tell ya, it has been a long week I can’t wait for the darty tomorrow
Guy 2: Tell me about it, I’m gettin fuckin lahey’d tomorrow!

Lahey by FunnyDog55 June 26, 2019

Peanut Butter Hours 

When all the roomates who are allergic to peanut butter go to bed.

guy 1: Thomas, that clown roommate of ours, finally went to bed .
Guy 2: I’ve been waiting for Peanut Butter Hours all day, Earl.

Peanut Butter Hours by FunnyDog55 May 12, 2018