Lahey

To get extremely, recklessly drunk before anyone else; inspired by Jim Lahey and Jake Ewing

Guy 1: Boy I tell ya, it has been a long week I can’t wait for the darty tomorrow
Guy 2: Tell me about it, I’m gettin fuckin lahey’d tomorrow!

by FunnyDog55 June 26, 2019

Beaunit

Someone who is a beauty, but also a bit of a unit.

*at a darty*
Randall: Looks like Toby put on a few this winter eh?
Jimmy: Yeah I think he’s going for more of a beaunit type of look this summer
Randall: Hey what’s my girl doing over there rubbing up on Toby!?

by FunnyDog55 December 26, 2019

Grime Rate

The number of chops you take in a day divided by the number of showers you take in that same day. (# of chops/# of showers)

Calvin: Heyyyy man
Avery: Heyyy man, what’s your grime rate?
Calvin: 0.5 hbu?
Avery: .... 1.5
Calvin: SUP GRIME

by FunnyDog55 November 04, 2019

Peanut Butter Hours

When all the roomates who are allergic to peanut butter go to bed.

guy 1: Thomas, that clown roommate of ours, finally went to bed .
Guy 2: I’ve been waiting for Peanut Butter Hours all day, Earl.

by FunnyDog55 March 19, 2018