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To get extremely, recklessly drunk before anyone else; inspired by Jim Lahey and Jake Ewing
Guy 1: Boy I tell ya, it has been a long week I can’t wait for the darty tomorrow
Guy 2: Tell me about it, I’m gettin fuckin lahey’d tomorrow!
Lahey by FunnyDog55 June 26, 2019
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verb. To continually chug hard liquor in the same matter of Jim Lahey from trailer park boys.
dude i told terry he could take a shot from my crown royal and he just straight up started to lahey that shit
lahey by dean mcCowsky October 2, 2008
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the fucked up, drunken ex sunnyvale trailer park supervisor on trailer park boys.
lahey's so fucking gay.
lahey by cindersiren August 1, 2004
Non-cop "quality of life" code enforcers in small towns with cop radios.
Oh shit, hide the beer can! A Lahey's coming this way.
lahey by Foo Bar May 13, 2005
To speak of technology without actually using facts
Whitey 1: So the active directory is very important to your business, will add business value and be valuable to how you get new customers. So how is that squash game? Did you see the leafs last night?
Whitey 2: Crap he is pulling a lahey.

Lahey juul 

Another word for a breathalyzer, which is a device used to monitor one's blood alcohol content (BAC). Dubbed 'the Lahey juul' because in the television series "Trailer Park Boys," Jim Lahey (park supervisor) frequently uses a breathalyzer in a similar fashion to a nicotine addict.
Yo I got pulled over by this cop who was super chill. He even let me hit his Lahey juul.
Lahey juul by Suckmytoes_77 April 18, 2021

Lahey Scale

The level of drunk you are on a 1 to ten scale. Named for the Late Great Jim Lahey of Sunnyvale Trailer Park.
Last night I was 8 out of ten drunk on the Lahey Scale!”
Lahey Scale by TimeFoolery42 October 16, 2025
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Failure Shower 

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