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Slang for stabbing someone. Typically used in the UK.
You should have seen the wound after he got kweffed, it left a massive scar.
kweffed by Antuffa July 6, 2020
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This word has the same meaning as chefed but is used in a much more aggressive manner due to the hard k at the start of the word.
"im gonna kwef that neek"

"say mums he kweffdd someone"

"That boy is gonna get kweffdd soon"

"Free my bro who Kweffdd a dickhead, touch road soon"
Kweffdd by Abdi Is A Jeg January 6, 2019
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the feeling of being overwhelmed by the amount of work you have.
My boss has given me so much work to do, i’m kreffed!
kreffed by kombucha girl September 25, 2020
The feeling of being screwed over by the amount of work you have left.
I have 40 assignments due this week that I didn't complete because I got distracted by a video about baby ducks. I'm so kreffed!
Kreffed by Tazahika Sanraf September 22, 2020
the feeling of having way too much work that is pending and very less time to finish it
I have assignments in all of my 5 classes due at 11:59 pm, and it's already 10 pm. I'm so kreffed!
Kreffed by babu rao September 25, 2020
The feeling of being screwed over by the amount of work you have left
I have like a 1000 assignments due tomorrow!! I’m so kreffed!
Kreffed by Sanraf September 25, 2020
"Oh man, I'm totally keffed if I don't do this homework!"
keffed by Ell Dude April 23, 2004
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