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People named Kurtez are so funny and they always have some type of story to tell. They are always having a different emotion every 30 minutes and it’s hella random. Kurtez also likes to mess around with people and has different humor that others find weird. But it’s ok that’s Kurtez lol.
Person: Yo he just said something weird…
Other person: it’s not weird it’s just Kurtez’s humor lmaooo
Person: oh alright I guess I have permission to laugh
kurtez by Anon girl lmao November 22, 2021
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Kurtez is raw ass nigga that originated in the 21st century. This name holds a lot of weight and anybody can’t be named that Kurtez’s are extremely charming very handsome and have a top 3 mouth piece in the world
Don’t leave your girlfriend around Kurtez he’s know to fuck niggas bitches in his past life.
You can trust kurtez to grab your money he a real ass nigga.
kurtez by Kurtez November 22, 2021
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Dutty Kurtz

The act of death upon nothingness forsaken by feeling in lost and or bullyism not portrayed in an orderly fashion
Myop Dots gave me Dutty Kurtz on Wednesday afternoon but by law it was inexcusable
Dutty Kurtz by A.I.M The Kyd April 15, 2021
An hustler, charming, and good with the ladies. Critical thinker, great in the bed room. Also, nice looking with an awesome touch and sense of humor.
He is great all around he must be Kartez.
He looks great, he must be an Kartez.
kartez by getemright April 25, 2015
kurte another word for cute if you want to be funny then just say ´That anit kurte ummhmmm no it anit´.Or if something is not cute say cute
Look at her hair that anit kurte
Kurte by Ackadonkey January 29, 2020

Kurtzpel 

A broken game with no story or balancing. They say whales still play and buy the season passes but no one is having fun.
Also know as weeb purgatory.
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Kurtzpel by Eeveekyu August 28, 2020
The act of shamelessly asking for or taking things you didn't work for. Mostly marijuana, cigarettes, and money. Bonus points if you never call what you want by it's real name
Come home and all your weed gone. Damn it son I just got Kurted.

See that cat asking for squares outside the club? I almost got Kurted.

"Yo man gimme one them Marlboro browns!" Nah my man, don't feel like getting Kurted today.
Kurted by Kurtillac killa June 10, 2018
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