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DOTS was originated in a little place hidden on a farm in northern CT. DOTS stands for Dyslexia Of The Speech. This occurs when something you says comes out completely wrong. No one may understand, but when you said it, it made perfect sense. Though sometimes embaressing, DOTS provokes tons of laughs... it can be used as an expression to categorize it, you can 'have' DOTS.
Example 1:
Hutch: "Hey, pass the milk."
Jess: "Pa - uh - meh - sss"
Hutch "Okay?"
Jess: " I was trying to say passing..."
Both: HAHAHAHHAHA

Example 2:
Jess: "That cat stupid,
okay, I meant that stupid cat..."
Momo: DOTS!!!
DOTS by missmisstery December 26, 2008
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A super-frozen ice-cream concoction that when first removed from the uber cooler they are stored in, will sear themselves on to your tongue and lips...after about 3 minutes, the dots are melted enough to eat like ALMOST regular ice-cream...at least the ones that you didn't shovel out on to the ground from the too-small dish or foil packet that they are served in. Comes in a variety of flavors and are delish!(Their official name is Dippin' Dots)
Get me some peanut butter and chocolate DOTS at the concession stand -
Dots by kutani May 22, 2005
Small asorted color/flavor candy contained in a small box (each box is 2.25 oz.) Now available in tropical.
At the theater, a box of dots will cost about $35.
dots by chicken May 25, 2004
Abbreviated slang for the drug LSD. Probably derived from "Microdots"
Dude, I sold the cat to the lab - we can afford enough dots to trip for a week!
dots by Gyro-Beau June 20, 2004
DOTs - Abbreviation in MMORPGS for attacks that do "Damage Over Time"
I don't see enough dots. I NEED MORE DOTS!!!
dots by PhantomSr August 20, 2006
A word used to describe something cool, awesome, exciting, etc.
'Last weekend was totally dots, man!'
Dots by VeryWeasly February 1, 2010
Stands for "do that shit". Either when you're getting something done or when you want someone else to get something done.
A: Man, I really need to brush my teeth.
B: Yea, that's nasty. Dots!
Dots by rijenja November 2, 2012