Kurted 

The act of shamelessly asking for or taking things you didn't work for. Mostly marijuana, cigarettes, and money. Bonus points if you never call what you want by it's real name

Come home and all your weed gone. Damn it son I just got Kurted.

See that cat asking for squares outside the club? I almost got Kurted.

"Yo man gimme one them Marlboro browns!" Nah my man, don't feel like getting Kurted today.

Kurted by Kurtillac killa June 10, 2018

Kurted 

The manly art of not answering or replying to ones personal and/or group chat messages. A hard ignore in the face of many attempts to reach a person.

“My homie ordered needles from Japan & said they would be here in two days, needles to say I got Kurted “

“God damnit Mike is on a good one, he just Kurted you good. “

“Marty always gets Kurted.”

“Kurt must be back at Kurntchella again this weekend because you sir just got Kurted hard”

Kurted by Dev From Above May 10, 2019

Kurted 

To be gotten.

man, he got me to loan him 20 he won 180 on the ding ding and didn't even pay me back. I got kurted

Kurted by Solarman74 February 15, 2019

Kurted

When your buddy accidentally grabs your vape

Sorry Dave, I totally kurted you last night

Kurted by @pups October 29, 2026

Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

Mario karted by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015

Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.

"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"

Mario Karted by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009

Kurved 

Kurved meaning "lost"

Used in banter between friends due to the made up name of kurv who is a person that didn't turn up to a friends house even though he said he was there.

Now the word kurved is used when something is missing

My post got kurved this morning

My friend has got kurved on the way

Any one seen my keys I think I have kurved them

Kurved by Watch me do this August 18, 2020