Kurtzed

To be Kurtzed is to have the entire Kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on Facebook. To be Kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. Whenever you Kurtz someone, you write on their wall "You just got KURTZED". Failure to do so is a failure at Kurtzing, and EPIC FAILURE.

Written on someone's facebook wall.
Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH
Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.
JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.
The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Kurtzed by Kurtz Myster Kurtz January 14, 2009

Kurtzed

To show someone their place and put them in it. To take someone down a notch. (From the Dutch/German kurz meaning to be short with someone, but with righteous vigor).

conversation:

Person #1: "Not rushing you, but I noticed we haven’t gotten a new EEO topic for January yet. I’m just trying to do my part to keep us out of trouble."

Person #2 (Kurtz): "They are in the binders I gave at the annual meeting Jan-June is there."

BAM! He's been Kurtzed!

Kurtzed by Kurtzgirl April 4, 2013

Kurted 

The act of shamelessly asking for or taking things you didn't work for. Mostly marijuana, cigarettes, and money. Bonus points if you never call what you want by it's real name

Come home and all your weed gone. Damn it son I just got Kurted.

See that cat asking for squares outside the club? I almost got Kurted.

"Yo man gimme one them Marlboro browns!" Nah my man, don't feel like getting Kurted today.

Kurted by Kurtillac killa June 10, 2018

Kurted 

The manly art of not answering or replying to ones personal and/or group chat messages. A hard ignore in the face of many attempts to reach a person.

“My homie ordered needles from Japan & said they would be here in two days, needles to say I got Kurted “

“God damnit Mike is on a good one, he just Kurted you good. “

“Marty always gets Kurted.”

“Kurt must be back at Kurntchella again this weekend because you sir just got Kurted hard”

Kurted by Dev From Above May 10, 2019

kurtzer 

the world's biggest smack tard/homo/rice queen and gets enemas ofen, related to the hulk

Damn you suck ass kurtzer

kurtzer by MacGyver March 11, 2004

Kurthed 

1.When you have made a big mistake and become inevitably screwed.

2. when all things seem hopeless.

3. having large amounts of gas build up.

I just got a flat tire so I will be late for class, I am totally kurthed.

I just lost my wallet, I just kurthed up.

I have a burp stuck in side me, I need to kurth.

Kurthed by skeletor_01 October 21, 2011

Kurted 

To be gotten.

man, he got me to loan him 20 he won 180 on the ding ding and didn't even pay me back. I got kurted

Kurted by Solarman74 February 15, 2019