Kurtzed

To be Kurtzed is to have the entire Kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on Facebook. To be Kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. Whenever you Kurtz someone, you write on their wall "You just got KURTZED". Failure to do so is a failure at Kurtzing, and EPIC FAILURE.

Written on someone's facebook wall.
Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH
Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.
JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.
The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.

by Kurtz Myster Kurtz January 15, 2009

Kurtzed

To show someone their place and put them in it. To take someone down a notch. (From the Dutch/German kurz meaning to be short with someone, but with righteous vigor).

conversation:

Person #1: "Not rushing you, but I noticed we haven’t gotten a new EEO topic for January yet. I’m just trying to do my part to keep us out of trouble."

Person #2 (Kurtz): "They are in the binders I gave at the annual meeting Jan-June is there."

BAM! He's been Kurtzed!

by Kurtzgirl April 04, 2013

Kurtz

a guy that lies about his about past relationships with other girls.

1. so are you gonna stop being a jerk, or are u gonna be kurtz all your life?

2. Dont let your new b/f kurtz you, ask him from the begginning.

by Thara November 29, 2006

kurtz

Adj. Derrogitory term for a white person of cracker. To convey the lameness of a white person. A suck up or brown nose.

See that bitch in his khakis, he's such a kurtz.

by Bada Bing May 26, 2004

kurtz

A person who likes to like butt cheese or cheese under neath other peoples nuts.

eww i can't believe she pulled a kurtz infront of the hippy in the prius

by sdnfkjsnfksnfknkfn March 31, 2009

Dutty Kurtz

The act of death upon nothingness forsaken by feeling in lost and or bullyism not portrayed in an orderly fashion

Myop Dots gave me Dutty Kurtz on Wednesday afternoon but by law it was inexcusable

by A.I.M The Kyd April 16, 2021

Kurtz Baratier

The most handsome blader; Beat Kukulcan's owner.

Kurtz Baratier is my dad.

by KirbyTriangle March 17, 2018