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"you heard of kurtzie?"
"oh yeah that chick with a big dick?"
Kurtzie by Kurtzie April 27, 2020
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A Cool Girl With a Big Dick
Very Big Macho Veiny DIcK
"hey have you heard of Kurtzie?"
"Oh, you mean that girl with a Very Big Macho Veiny Dick?"
"Hell Yeah!"
Kurtzie by Kurtzie April 27, 2020
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Being a fan of the fictional character Kurt Hummel, from FOX's Glee.
Dude, she's such a Kurtsie...
Kurtsie by ThatInvisbleGirl January 23, 2011

Kurtzpel 

A broken game with no story or balancing. They say whales still play and buy the season passes but no one is having fun.
Also know as weeb purgatory.
I decided to play kurtzpel and got beaten by a scythe/bow user. Worst mistake of the day.
Kurtzpel by Eeveekyu August 28, 2020

kurtzippo 

Some kid on ROBLOX who participates in events in a Military Group on ROBLOX
"Yall ever heard of KurtZippo? He's a Colonel in a ROBLOX group. What a weirdo."
kurtzippo by Uqhi April 17, 2019

Pulling a Kurtie 

Making an expensive purchase using a majority of your money on stuff that doesn’t matter. Like getting a 10K check and spending 5,000 dollars at the mall on clothing
Did you see Jason he bought a new lambo cash but only earned 300K this year bro is pulling a kurtie
Pulling a Kurtie by Jayde555 May 5, 2022
Fans of the amazing Kurt Hummel from the Fox television show Glee. The name, Kurtsies, was bestowed upon Kurt fans by the very talented Chris Colfer, the actor who plays Kurt on Glee.
I love the Kurt Hummel fan videos, I'm such a Kurtsie.
Kurtsie by Ima Kurtsie December 1, 2009
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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