Kurtzpel Share definition Flag A broken game with no story or balancing. They say whales still play and buy the season passes but no one is having fun. Also know as weeb purgatory. I decided to play kurtzpel and got beaten by a scythe/bow user. Worst mistake of the day. Kurtzpel by Eeveekyu August 28, 2020 0 0 Get merch Get the Kurtzpel mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch