kartez
An hustler, charming, and good with the ladies. Critical thinker, great in the bed room. Also, nice looking with an awesome touch and sense of humor.
kartez by getemright April 25, 2015
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Mario karted
Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place
Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*
*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted
Mario karted by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015
Mario Karted
To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.
Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.
"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"
Mario Karted by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009
Kardez
Kardez by ColtonSupper01 May 21, 2019
Karter
A total beast at life who owns at everything, has a hot girlfriend and drive a sexy car. A person who you would be very fortunate to befriend.
Guy 1: Dude why is that guy so amazing and God like. Im so jealous i wish i was him. Guy 2: Dont worry man its just KARTER everybody wishes they were him.
Karter by Black Sox #1 August 8, 2009
vybz kartel
the most lyrically gifted dancehall artiste in jamaica. has created many tunes and bedazzles listeners with clever wordplay and explicit lyrics.
vybz katel " A-B-C-D wE efF she, i doh care just lemme get yuh P, U-N-A-N-Y, Doh ask why sen on the V-A-G-I-N ....A B-C-D we eFF shee...."
"ABC sex"-vybz kartel
"ABC sex"-vybz kartel
vybz kartel by Pietro90 May 25, 2008
kortez
kortez by yeetdude420 October 28, 2019
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