kartez 

An hustler, charming, and good with the ladies. Critical thinker, great in the bed room. Also, nice looking with an awesome touch and sense of humor.

He is great all around he must be Kartez.
He looks great, he must be an Kartez.

kartez by getemright April 25, 2015

Mario karted

Being in 1st place on the third lap in Mario kart. And being 10 seconds from the finish line, when you get smacked by a blue shell, then a red shell, then knocked off the course, brought back in by lakitu, hit by a bullet bill, and a star, causing you to fall off again, and then you finish in 12th place

Player 1: I'm about to win!
*blue shell*
*Red shell*
*knocked off*
*ran over by bullet*
*hit by starman*

*falls off again*
*finishes last*
Player 1: nevermind, I just got Mario karted

Mario karted by GreenBayPackers1113 March 30, 2015

Mario Karted

To be in the lead in something or to have a streak of success, only to have your success snatched away from you at the last moment, possibly through unfair or unjust means on the part of the person beating you.

Popularised from the game's frequent result in which a 1st place can be snatched away just before the finish line with a powerup.

Can be used as a more friendly version of cockblocked.

"I was so close to making out with this girl, but then Bill Mario Karted the hell out of me by buying her a drink before I could"

Mario Karted by ItsBozzie December 30, 2009

Kardez

A popular brand based out of Beaver, PA. Made by Rye Boeh and Danyal Dikec. Symbolized by a rose.

Yo, did you see Tone15 with that new Kardez on?

Kardez by ColtonSupper01 May 21, 2019

Karter 

A total beast at life who owns at everything, has a hot girlfriend and drive a sexy car. A person who you would be very fortunate to befriend.

Guy 1: Dude why is that guy so amazing and God like. Im so jealous i wish i was him. Guy 2: Dont worry man its just KARTER everybody wishes they were him.

Karter by Black Sox #1 August 8, 2009

vybz kartel 

the most lyrically gifted dancehall artiste in jamaica. has created many tunes and bedazzles listeners with clever wordplay and explicit lyrics.

vybz katel " A-B-C-D wE efF she, i doh care just lemme get yuh P, U-N-A-N-Y, Doh ask why sen on the V-A-G-I-N ....A B-C-D we eFF shee...."

"ABC sex"-vybz kartel

vybz kartel by Pietro90 May 25, 2008

kortez 

One THICC roast god that gets all the anime pussy

Kortez killed my mom...
Dang what happened

kortez by yeetdude420 October 28, 2019