kulch

A kulch is a male nerd, with genetics from Scandinavia, who thirsts for feminine contact.

Alyssa: Ugh, what's up with that one Norwegian in our class?
Jacob: He's Christopher, and I don't know if I've told you yet, but he's a kulch.
Alyssa: Oh...
Jacob: Yeah.

by NotBaltic April 14, 2022