Yo mamma is so stupid she was talking into a letter trying to send voice mail.
Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas
Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.
Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas
Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
by mammasatonadildo December 20, 2010
by jeremy21144 February 13, 2008
by ugihcwdsojchbegfr93guodbhsifiy January 20, 2020
by Your best friend steve April 18, 2019
yo mamma so dumb she failed a blood test.
yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday
yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.
yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.
ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"
yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday
yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.
yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.
ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"
by Rabi J. February 05, 2005
by hotboxin November 26, 2005
Stupid ass and overused jokes that revolve around your mom's weight, intelligence, and overall life. Not only they're are stupid, but they're sometimes offensive.
Guy 1: Yo mamma so stupid, she thought the Super Bowl was a large bowl of cereal
Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.
Guy 2: WE HAVE THE SAME MOTHER, STUPID ASS.
by Assface McFucker September 21, 2013