kuehlered 

When someone of very low intellegence, screws you over so hard that you feel even dumber than the person that did it to you.

Man I can't believe that retard fucking kuehlered me.

I got really kuehlered last night man.

If I ever get kuehlered again I think I will become one.

kuehlered by Shelby love September 22, 2017

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Hellen Kellered 

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.

Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.

Hellen Kellered by KingKrule January 2, 2012

keplered

When the performance of something significantly degrades over time.

The names comes from the Nvidia Kepler GPU architecture (GeForce GTX 600&700 series), which was infamous for suffering severe and steadily bigger performance losses in games after its release.

This was caused by poor optimisation in Nvidia’s drivers after the release of the Maxwell architecture (GeForce GTX 900 series), as without shader optimisation the raw performance of Kepler cards fell off a cliff.

Person 1: Have you seen how slowly my computer’s been running recently?
Person 2: Yeah, it’s been Keplered

keplered by OptiMegaCell October 1, 2018

buehlered 

A rather uncomfortable moment of possibly endless silence that makes any IM/Chat user feel like a complete tool. This causes them to type the word "buehler?" in usually a futile attempt to get reestablished in conversation. It is brought on by the buehler-e saying something so socially odd the buehler-er is left speechless, unable to type or so morally offended that they have to find any reason humanly possible to end the chat session and leave the buehler-e hanging as a means of punishment.

I was only kidding about wanting to sleep with your sister, she is not my type, I like thin girls...buehler, buehler? Dude are you there? Ugh, WTF...I think I am typing to the wall again. I clearly have been buehlered by you. IM me when your free, OK? I want to finish this up about your sister.

I buehlered that schmuck for talking smack about my sister.

buehlered by Thwackistan July 26, 2010

Kellered 

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

Kellered by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

Hellen Kellered 

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

Hellen Kellered by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008