Keeblered

The act of clearing a dance floor. Usually done by a Dj with horrible music selection or an infatuation with Pitbull.

Dude, Fronteras was crackin last night until that short DJ keeblered the dance floor!!!

by The voice of Alhambra November 16, 2013

Kellered

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

by I saw penis March 7, 2014

keetered

BOTH drunk and stoned.

"Man, we were drunk last night, but you were totally stoned too." "Yeah, dude. I was pretty keetered."

by SwingBatter October 12, 2009

Keefered

when you always have to pay for things for your richest friend.

Lunch dinner beers

Ex. You order breakfast together “hey I forgot my wallet, so thanks” (as they walk away and get in their brand new car and you’re stuck with the bill and a bus pass)

Man you just got keefered

by Keefering July 29, 2018

Keeblerish

Of the Elven variety. Someone that is keebler or elven in nature. Small in stature or small features or pointy ears or all of the above. Keebler-like

His Keeblerish features often had passerbys asking him what was cooking in the tree today.

by jpkaty October 5, 2009

kuehlered

When someone of very low intellegence, screws you over so hard that you feel even dumber than the person that did it to you.

Man I can't believe that retard fucking kuehlered me.

I got really kuehlered last night man.

If I ever get kuehlered again I think I will become one.

by Shelby love September 22, 2017

keebler elves

A little family of elves who live in a tree and create all kinds of complex contraptions just so they can get their cookies 'just right'. We can catch glimpses of their lives through their well-know Keebler Elves commercials.

The Keebler elves don't make their pecan melt cookies too sweet, they make them *just right*.

by Angelacia August 26, 2007