2 definitions by Lorne Park Drinking Team
To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.
"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."
by Lorne Park Drinking Team May 22, 2007
The epitome of drunk. To be so drunk that one is incoherent, on the ground, and man down. Originated at LPSS, now becoming used throughout Mississauga and the GTA.
by Lorne Park Drinking Team May 22, 2007