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When you ignore someone, in the sense of pretending to neither see nor hear this person, as if you were blind and deaf, referenced from Cazwell
by 303MTB April 16, 2014
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One who unnecessarily wears sunglasses indoors, unlike Helen Keller, who actually had a good excuse.
Eddie is such a Helen Keller when he wears those sunglasses in class.
by my white tees January 30, 2006
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I don't see you I don't hear you you're dead to me! I Helen Kellered your ass!
Did you talk to your ex lately? Hell no! I did a Helen Keller on his ass!
by Alotta Nerve March 13, 2014
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The highest grade of marijuana. The kind that leaves you feeling as useful as Helen Keller herself.
yo man, did you pick up that helen? ya bro this shit is def helen keller.
by dvdjms November 24, 2010
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Only once one has had sex with three individual women (each either being blind, deaf, or mute) has he completed the 'Helen Keller'
I had sex with a deaf girl years ago, then a another girl who was mute... If I sleep with a blind girl ill complete the Helen Keller.
by Coperfield December 07, 2010
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Other then these stupid definitions here whatever they mean, Helen Kellen was a woman who was blind and deaf since she was nineteen months of age which could have started by some kind of Scarlett fever. Annie Sullivan was the teacher to brake through her isolation, like in the movie the miracle worker which is based on her true story. She campaigned for woman's suffrage,workers' rights, and socialism. Was born June 27 1880 and lived to June 1st 1986.

Helen Keller was a great historical person and she was really blind and deaf and achieved a lot through out her life.
by browngirlsdonttakebs January 22, 2009
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When you're getting head from a chick and right before you bust, you box her ears and when she pulls away you nut in her eyes.
That bitch was takin so long, she might as well have been handicapped so I gave her a Helen Keller and peaced out!

She wanted to experiment in the bed room so I surprised her and gave her a Helen Keller. She wasn't too stoked.
by Freakin' Fantastic April 18, 2010
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