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ktard, k-tard (n):
Someone who regularly consumes mass amounts of ketamine to the point that they become permanently retarded. Ktards are known for being blissfully unaware of their surroundings and life in general. The only care about k and will stop at nothing to get their fix.

You can tell if someone is ktarded (high on k) by their blank stare, open mouth (tongue occasionally hanging out) and inability to walk, talk, move, comprehend, or do anything other than listen to drum & bass for hours straight.
Person 1: "Oh, my, God, look at Sally's nose. She is so definitely a ktard."
Sally: "Muuuuuhhh..."
Person 2: "SO definitely."

***

Man: "Hey Sally, suck my dick!"
Sally: "Wtf? No! I'm listening to some sick DnB, go away."
Man: "Come on Sally, I'll give you a vial"
Sally: "YES YES YES GULP"
ktard by ktarded December 13, 2009

Ktard Shuffle 

The act of being high on k (ktarded) and trying to find something in your pockets or on your person, but not being able to, so you keep searching over and over again thus doing a shuffle. Typically said person will have the blank stare associated with k while they do so.
Is buddy ok, hes been fidgeting a lot?

Ah hes fine hes just lost his keys so hes doing the ktard shuffle.
Ktard Shuffle by Hashleysweet October 31, 2020
An ugly kid who is in band and has the pale skin and is inbred suck up
i hates f'ktard he is so inbred
F'ktard by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

kardemomme 

The iconic spice eaten by Isak and Even the first time they hung out. Later on, Even gives Isak a note. On one side, Isak is alone with a cheese sandwich without kardemomme. On the other side is the same time in a different universe and with Isak and Even eating cheese sandwiches WITH kardemomme.
Isak without Even is like toast without kardemomme.
kardemomme by philipshea November 23, 2016

Kardashian

We wouldn't know anything about the Kardashians if O. J. hadn't chimped out and neither had Robert Kardashian tampered with evidence in favor of his friend Chimpson who was then absolved by the Black-Lies-Matter jury - obviously for them a couple of slashed throats don't matter if the skin color is not right.
Kardashian by O. W. Tongueincheek August 22, 2021

Gooz Kardam 

Meaning I farted, or I am giving fart in Persian.
I ate many onions for dinner so now I gooz kardam
Gooz Kardam by Gooz Gang May 23, 2019
A Iranian name, used by parents to make sure their kid becomes the biggest douchebag. Every single guy named Kardokh is the biggest dickhead and will completely break your confidence. A Kardokh is typically known for either fucking your girlfriend or dropping 40 points on your head...
First Dud: "Oh, no... it's a Kardokh. Hide your girlfriend and get off the court!!!"
Second Dude: "Not again man!!!"
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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