kardashian

To fart and queef at the same time.
She was cute, but she could clear the dance floor with one kardashian.
by Hank TADD April 11, 2009
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That tacky bitch has fucked half the football team. She's so kardashian.
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kardashian

Being famous for absolutely no reason at all
"She only did it to become famous. She is a total Kardashian"
by The_Kit_Kat_Artist March 28, 2016
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(adj.) what results from pimping oneself out in the context of lowest-common-denominator pop-culture, selling yourself to all comers, living a life completely constructed and organized for this purpose
"The catering was free, 'cuz they promised to mention her in US magazine..... Man, how Kardashian is that?"
by dégoûté August 23, 2011
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someone who is absolutely worthless and yet they become more successful than those who actually contribute to society.
Televangelists make more money than teachers. They are such kardashians.
by BuffcoatandBeaver August 27, 2013
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A dickhead who acts like he/she has everything in the world and is way richer than society when he/she has not even reached the age of 18
Me: Ugh. Kim can be such a kardashian somtimes

You: I know right
by leonides11 August 07, 2014
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kardashian: When you deflate enough of the air out of your blow up doll to roll up the upper torso like a tube of toothpaste, leaving nothing but over-inflated buttocks and legs.
He had to kardashian his love doll so he could see less of what he was doing. It was the only way he could get his rocks off.
by ray leonicus January 05, 2015
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