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Wanna be hot doggin' cleric who compensates for his small penis by always carrying a large staff which he calls his HotDog. Never paying attention on runs, he tends to compremise the safety of the group yet still get head cleric pick.
Kryte is a cuntwaffle
kryte by Sliver March 24, 2004
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A beautiful, talented girl, with a bright smile, curly brown hair, honey eyes, kind and honest. She will know how to make your day better with one simple word. The best thing that has ever happen to anyone. She will care for you until you give her a reason not to. She is always herself no matter what. Though she has a few friends, she's known by everyone. She a born leader and thought you don't knwo her you will follow her no matter what. She is both pretty on the inside and the outside. She does everything for those she loves. She is shy around people she doesn't know, but once she comfortable with you she'll be out going and you will never let her go. You are lucky if you ever date a Krystel and take my advice don't EVER CHEAT OR ABANDON HER.She will make you regret ever leaving her.
Dayanara: hey how's that?
Bennett:That Krystel

Hailin:wow I wanna be her friend
Krystel by Jackson Bernnett May 25, 2019
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kryten kryte the kryten Krysten Krystel kyte Kayte Krate Krystelle Kaytee
Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023
A term that means the same as crap or shit. Also, can be used when calling someone a Peice of Crap/Shit.
Oi, Krite.
You're a Krite, Stupid!
Heh, he looks like a Krite!
Krite by A.T.Tsalazar July 26, 2006

Krystell 

A girl who is absolutely stunning. All of the guys find her attractive. She’s very playful, funny, and a cool person. She has her moments sometimes, but you still love her anyways. Many people like Krystell. She doesn’t let people walk all over her, and stands her ground. She’s incredibly smart, caring, and beautiful. She’s the greatest friend you could ever have, and will stick by you through thick and thin. You need a Krystell in your life. :)
Jeremiah: Damn who is that girl?
Marquis: oh that’s my bestfriend Krystell.
Jeremiah: You’re luck to have her.
Krystell by Derek91302 November 13, 2018

Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

b]for pointing out how you don't like something;

c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;

e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013
A Kayte is a great friend for those in need of friendship. She likes to be the very first person to discover the reasons why you are upset. A loveable person who will almost always put you first.She is a special person in the good way.
Bronwyn: " That girl over there is so friendly! What a Kayte!"
Kalub: " Yeah, I know, she always puts eachother first, such a Kayte."
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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