A term that means the same as crap or shit. Also, can be used when calling someone a Peice of Crap/Shit.
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Get the Human Kite mug.Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).
Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.
Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.
Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.
*an hour later.
Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.
Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.
Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.
*an hour later.
Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
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She's caring and hardworking. And sometimes lazy but in the ends always get's the job done right. She's a great girlfriend and an awesome lover. She will make the perfect bestfriend/wife. She has a friendly personality, and sometimes she might accept not-so-great friends and they will take her for granted. She is strong spiritually and mentally and has a big heart. She's easy to talk to and and sometimes need someone to talk to also. She will need someone to love her and look after her in life. And best of all, she's a great kisser.
She's caring and hardworking. And sometimes lazy but in the ends always get's the job done right. She's a great girlfriend and an awesome lover. She will make the perfect bestfriend/wife. She has a friendly personality, and sometimes she might accept not-so-great friends and they will take her for granted. She is strong spiritually and mentally and has a big heart. She's easy to talk to and and sometimes need someone to talk to also. She will need someone to love her and look after her in life. And best of all, she's a great kisser.
Look at her! She's a Kaitelynn, Guaranteed!
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Get the Kaitelynn mug.Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.
Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard
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