Krite

A term that means the same as crap or shit. Also, can be used when calling someone a Peice of Crap/Shit.

Oi, Krite.
You're a Krite, Stupid!
Heh, he looks like a Krite!

Krite by A.T.Tsalazar July 26, 2006

Krite

a mix between krunk and tight

"This jam is so f**kin krite I can't even see straight"

Krite by Robert Po April 29, 2008

Kite Flyer 

One who changes their opinions like a kite flyer looking for wind.

"Shane, your such a Kite Flyer! 5 minutes ago you said the exact opposite to that other woman."

Kite Flyer by Ari Shaffer January 14, 2022

Human Kite 

Its that thing when you tie a string to a midget in a windbreaker and then run through a field.

Fly a human kite in Central Park with your mom!

Human Kite by lithuanianminion June 2, 2011

Kraterd 

Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.

Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).

Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023

Kaitelynn 

A girl who is astonishing. One look of her and you will fall for her beautiful self: inside and out.

She's caring and hardworking. And sometimes lazy but in the ends always get's the job done right. She's a great girlfriend and an awesome lover. She will make the perfect bestfriend/wife. She has a friendly personality, and sometimes she might accept not-so-great friends and they will take her for granted. She is strong spiritually and mentally and has a big heart. She's easy to talk to and and sometimes need someone to talk to also. She will need someone to love her and look after her in life. And best of all, she's a great kisser.

Look at her! She's a Kaitelynn, Guaranteed!

Kaitelynn by Kitten0414 September 18, 2012

Keitelism 

Keitelism is the condition in which a nazi claims to be neither a fascist nor a genocider, first found in Wilhelm Keitel, the owner of a discord server known as "The authority". This form of extreme denial is often caused by severe lack of neurons, and will result in social ostracization. If you are suffering from keitelism, please see a phycologist.

Member of The Authority: I'm a follower of Keitelism!
Literally anybody with above 3 brain cells: Damn retard

Keitelism by please don't kill me keitel January 10, 2021