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krumped

I got fucking krumped last night after all those kegstands!
by Erik January 26, 2004
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Krummed Out

Completely unable to function as a normal human being. You are so out of it and dysfunctional that you cant even form proper sentences and you act like an absolute freako.
Yo Danny was so Krummed out this morning he was throwing up the whole car ride home saying "Yodi yodi yoy"

I probably wouldn't be so Krummed out today if I didn't kill a gram of blow, a half bottle of tequila and ordered Wendy's at 3am.

I smoked a full joint to the face and than clapped a box of whip its and im fking Krummed out.
by Reggie Milardi June 21, 2021
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Krumpey

a man who is a god or the best or perfect
that man is krumpey
by pinheadcraig November 5, 2018
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Krumpetschluffer

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.
That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.
by Sillabamanda Bo May 12, 2006
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krumpert

A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.

Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.

The word has no origin.

Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.
Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"
by Insane2757 December 29, 2007
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Krumpet

The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)
Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.
by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008
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Krumpeld

Another word referring to being drunk. Pronounced crum-pulled Also, Krumped, Krumpel, or Krumpelstiltskin are other words referring to the same thing.
"Man, I got krumpeld last night."
"Did you see Nick last night? He was krumped as hell."
Sitting at the bar after taking the 10th shot of the night..."Dude, I'm krumpelstiltskined"
by Krumplestileskin May 22, 2008
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