Krumper

1. Crusty Humper
2. Someone who’s penis has really flaky, crusty or otherwise, abnormally hard skin.

“Got fucked by Tandum. Nit doing it ever again with that krumper”

by Aoki-kun February 28, 2020

Krumpey

a man who is a god or the best or perfect

that man is krumpey

by pinheadcraig November 5, 2018

Krumpetschluffer

a person who makes up fake words just to sound smarter than everyone else, but really has a very small miniscule, pathetic vocabulary. Associated with braggers, bitchers, and hoes.

That krumpetschluffer tried to show him up but really he was just being stupid.

by Sillabamanda Bo May 12, 2006

krummer

<v> The act of recieving oral sex while shitting.

Jimmy got a krummer from Kendall for his birthday.

by Enzo - K March 12, 2007

krumpert

A man who has a impressive beard but a silent and deadly demeanor. Often alluded to being lumberjacks because of the naturally great beard and mysterious nature, and therefore great lovers; though this doesn't need to be the case.

Other uses include comparing the person to samurai and carrying "The Manslayer" as another nickname, partially because of the silent ways of the person and is hiding in the shadows symbolized by the amazing beard.

The word has no origin.

Shortened "nickname versions" include 'krump' or 'krumptarian'.

Person 1: "Hey Krump. What's up?"
Krumpert: "...."
Person 1: "That's cool."
or,
"That's a nice krumpert you've got going there."
or,
"Hide, its The Manslayer!"

by Insane2757 December 29, 2007

Krumpet

The area between your asshole and ballsack (only used when the krumpet area is sweaty and smelly)

Steve tore his pants after a long days work only to reveal his krumpet.

by Jonathan Hudson June 19, 2008

Krumpeld

Another word referring to being drunk. Pronounced crum-pulled Also, Krumped, Krumpel, or Krumpelstiltskin are other words referring to the same thing.

"Man, I got krumpeld last night."
"Did you see Nick last night? He was krumped as hell."
Sitting at the bar after taking the 10th shot of the night..."Dude, I'm krumpelstiltskined"

by Krumplestileskin May 22, 2008