krott
krott by Danglebary69 May 13, 2022
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krofting
Krofting at the VIP
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Wild Kratts
A Canadian kid's show on PBS. Focuses on Chris and Martin Kratt, two American bros, who learn about different wild animals. Meanwhile, they often have to deal with villains (like CEO Zach Varmitech) from killing the animals (and them).
Wild Kratts by Thats16myboi September 14, 2019
knotting
When animals mate, specifically canines--I'm actually not sure about felines--the penis enlarges during climax and remains enlarged to the point where he is literally stuck inside the female for as long as it the mating process goes on.
This happens to ensure insemination, and the male can ejaculate several times before he is shrinks down small enough to unmount. This is used as a kink of sorts in hybrid / abo fanfictions.
This happens to ensure insemination, and the male can ejaculate several times before he is shrinks down small enough to unmount. This is used as a kink of sorts in hybrid / abo fanfictions.
a knottie nettie
an old womans pussy, in need and looking for cock, looks knarled, and the lips are purple from anger.
Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!
holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!
holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuc kher, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
Ed's kinda pissed he thought his wife was a knottie nettie, and when he checked,,SHE WAS AND IS!!
holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!!
holy shit that knottie nettie wanted me fuck her, in the bar,,well i just ran the other way,, no purple pussy lips ever goin to get a hold of this cock!!
oh man!! that woman even smells like she has a knottie nettie,,,RUN THE OTHER WAY!!
a knottie nettie by smoother than silk August 26, 2009
Knotty Vegan
Knotty Vegan by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020
Krotec
The type of guy to tell you about what he does in exclusively terms that someone who does his job should understand, then expects you to be at his skill. All-out attacker, two wing looper, and smasher. Always read the pipette around a Krotec.
My teacher never explains anything. He's a real Krotec.
Next time I don't read the pipette Krotec will fuck me in the ass.
Next time I don't read the pipette Krotec will fuck me in the ass.
Krotec by pingpongplayer69 March 28, 2017
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