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A guy who smokes the dank and vapes, is also a memelord and plays EFT (Escape From Tarkov) and says "Divide my cheeks" and "Dicky needles!"
Viewer: "Hey Kotton whats up?"
Kotton: "DICKY NEEDLES!"
Kotton by Nuclearbeat21 June 17, 2018
The most beautiful and gangster cat ever born. Known to fuck up any other animal that dare enter her personal space. Held down security at a low level trap house in ohio.
Yo, dont get caught slippin kotton will fuck you up homeboy.
kotton by omar-little February 18, 2015
A yellow substance that oozes from the rectum of a pigmy...

also the dance of the moon of ten suns.
he's dancing like ten suns, your kotton is on me
kotton by Geppetto January 10, 2005
Hey girl lemme get my phone back
She is kotton
Kotton by Heyheyheygirl June 12, 2018

Kotton Mouth Blow Job

noun; n: a particular fashion of blowjob that requires the blower to be high out of her proverbial mind. She/he must be so high as to have the symptom: kottonmouth, with said kottonmouth he/she must blow the blowie.
brosef: bro, i got me a kotton mouth blow job!
brohan: bro, no way that's dope!

brosef: I KNOW, RIGHT!

kotton mouth kings 

Also know as KMK. One of the greatest bands ever.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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