krottle

To lure a person in by speaking in a low monotone voice progressively getting quieter and quieter until nothing but faint whisps and grumbles can be heard. Usually makes the person on the receiving end lose interest or have no idea what the person is still speaking of. Usually when krottling the conversation has no relevance anyway.

Guy: Oh hey, Dave, how are ya?

Krottler: So you see.. damn.. the carlton said.. flibaa..uh buh dee uh buh dee.. sppspssspspsss ... spspss

Guy: wait.. what?

by jewjewbee April 30, 2008

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Krottle

Big dick ass nigga that gets a bunch of hoes and loves big booty blondes. Krottle also is a milf addict as much as he is a blonde addict. Krottle also is the sexiest man alive.

Krottle has such a big penis!!!

by Krottle July 28, 2024

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Big dick ass nigga that loves big booty blondes and is the hottest man alive.

Krottle is such a big dick nigga!!!

by Krottle July 28, 2024

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Krittle

the weird little bits that flake off the edges of very old (well, post-1880s), very brittle newspapers when you touch them.

First documented use: while working on newspaper survey/shelf-read for employer.

In use: “OMG, I’m covered with krittles!” “Hey, sweep up that pile of krittle, wouldja?” “Dear god,I’ve inhaled a lungful of krittle.”

Related items:

Krittlacious Period (refers to post-1880s)

Krittle Mines of Moria (self-explanatory)

Krittle Drifts (deep piles of krittle left on floor after handling items from the Krittlacious Period).

by minerbabe December 2, 2009

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Kottler

A person usually of tall stature. Rare in America, these people fled from Russia and Argentina and are now mostly found in Orange and Ventura Counties. Common characteristics include blue eyes and a short attention span.

"Those Kottler's are freakin' tall, dude."

by jessbobessthemess March 27, 2009

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