kronzer

Saying you'll show up somewhere but not making it.

He said he'd be there but he pulled a Kronzer.

by Cheesehead75 November 14, 2020

Krongers

Three awesome chaps that go on an adventure with their llama packam to defeat a person

Person 1: Omg who are they
Person 2: They’re the Krongers

by elchieforever January 4, 2020

kronkers

A general term for pants.

Those are some nice kronkers you got there, Bill.
It's too hot for kronkers today

by kronkmaster July 23, 2017

Kroozer

Kroozer, a person who enjoys less than leisurly drives during their free time. Will be found during the day fitting blue pipes into their engines and applying a tinted stickyback plastic to their windows. By night they can be found driving people around in exchange for loose change, similar to a taxi service but ariving faster and taking no responsibilty for injury to passengers (normally four crammed in a back seat).

1 - Hunsley, wanna go kroozing to the Underground? Bangin'Kroozer Kru!

by Horace Wimp April 15, 2007

Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

by jkfbwje November 13, 2019

Kronker

A big old Jobbie, generally humorous, always odorous.

Hey man, i'll be there once i've rocked out this major kronker that i've been brewing.

by Donkey45 August 3, 2017

Shim Kronker Bizzly

For when something is so damn unbelievably full of awesome sauce that you just can't think of any other words to describe how good it is!

Friend1 to Friend2

Friend 1- Alright mate, you wouldn't believe what happened last night. Me and my girlfriend tried some reverse motorboat , it was absolutely shim kronker bizzly!

Friend 2- Nice mate, glad to see you enjoyed yourself.

by mjlol June 27, 2010