Kroozer

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Kroozer, a person who enjoys less than leisurly drives during their free time. Will be found during the day fitting blue pipes into their engines and applying a tinted stickyback plastic to their windows. By night they can be found driving people around in exchange for loose change, similar to a taxi service but ariving faster and taking no responsibilty for injury to passengers (normally four crammed in a back seat).

1 - Hunsley, wanna go kroozing to the Underground? Bangin'Kroozer Kru!

Kroozer by Horace Wimp April 15, 2007

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Davin Kroomer

Davin Kroomer is a stinky little mexican man. You'll spot a Davin Kroomer right away their hair will vary from circles to dreadlocks(Davin Kroomer is 63% black, 27% mexican and 10% white). Davin Kroomers will always be under 5 feet tall the tallest recorded Davin Kroomer ever was 4 feet and 7 inches. Davin Kroomers are also very very racist they despise black people while ironically being mostly black. The first words a Davin Kroomer will say is not dad or mom it's going to be nigga.

Hey mom look I caught a Davin Kroomer!

Davin Kroomer by SexyBoy8673 April 15, 2020

Related Words

Kroozer • koozer • Koozert • kronzer • krooger • krooze • Davin Kroomer

krooze

a bad ass mutha fucka who lives in the south.

"damn thats that one nikkuh krooze lets get out of here"

krooze by krooze May 26, 2008

krooger

When a mans nails are excessively long and bangs a chick, which causes her bleeding.

"I woke up with blood on my fingers!" "Was she on her rag?" "No." "Damn, you kroogered her!"

krooger by Kris Rosano February 4, 2008

koozer

Slang term for penis.

"...and then he got his koozer out. That's about when the bouncers threw him out."

koozer by Tommo R June 20, 2007

Koozert

A name used for someone who is the best at quickscopes and has really good montage footage

Guy number 1:Man that guy is such a Koozert, have you seen him play CoD?

Guy number 2:Yea no kidding. OMG prodigy

Koozert by OMGprodigy April 22, 2011

kronzer

Saying you'll show up somewhere but not making it.

He said he'd be there but he pulled a Kronzer.

kronzer by Cheesehead75 November 14, 2020

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026