Kroozer 

Kroozer, a person who enjoys less than leisurly drives during their free time. Will be found during the day fitting blue pipes into their engines and applying a tinted stickyback plastic to their windows. By night they can be found driving people around in exchange for loose change, similar to a taxi service but ariving faster and taking no responsibilty for injury to passengers (normally four crammed in a back seat).

1 - Hunsley, wanna go kroozing to the Underground? Bangin'Kroozer Kru!

Kroozer by Horace Wimp April 15, 2007

Davin Kroomer 

Davin Kroomer is a stinky little mexican man. You'll spot a Davin Kroomer right away their hair will vary from circles to dreadlocks(Davin Kroomer is 63% black, 27% mexican and 10% white). Davin Kroomers will always be under 5 feet tall the tallest recorded Davin Kroomer ever was 4 feet and 7 inches. Davin Kroomers are also very very racist they despise black people while ironically being mostly black. The first words a Davin Kroomer will say is not dad or mom it's going to be nigga.

Hey mom look I caught a Davin Kroomer!

Davin Kroomer by SexyBoy8673 April 15, 2020

krooze 

a bad ass mutha fucka who lives in the south.

"damn thats that one nikkuh krooze lets get out of here"

krooze by krooze May 26, 2008

krooger 

When a mans nails are excessively long and bangs a chick, which causes her bleeding.

"I woke up with blood on my fingers!" "Was she on her rag?" "No." "Damn, you kroogered her!"

krooger by Kris Rosano February 4, 2008

koozer 

Slang term for penis.

"...and then he got his koozer out. That's about when the bouncers threw him out."

koozer by Tommo R June 20, 2007

Koozert 

A name used for someone who is the best at quickscopes and has really good montage footage

Guy number 1:Man that guy is such a Koozert, have you seen him play CoD?

Guy number 2:Yea no kidding. OMG prodigy

Koozert by OMGprodigy April 22, 2011

kronzer 

Saying you'll show up somewhere but not making it.

He said he'd be there but he pulled a Kronzer.

kronzer by Cheesehead75 November 14, 2020