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Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.
The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.
Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.
kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017
Kester’s Balls
A term used to denote signs of depression and complete hatred for sports;Volleyball and recreational Volleyball
Kester’s Balls by Crayson February 8, 2019
Koester
A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.
Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.
They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.
Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.
They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.
Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.
ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.
ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?
ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.
ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?
ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
Koester by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009
Klesta
Klesta is a smart beautiful girl.She can’t be replaced with nobody.If you have Klesta and you leave her than you are an asshole or an idiot.Klesta has beautiful eyes,beautiful face,beautiful smile,beautiful hair and beautiful lips. She is the cutest girl you can ever ever see.
Klesta by Cutiegang606 November 8, 2018
Kersten
The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.
Kersten by YA BOIII2468 April 1, 2019
Kerstyn
Kerstyn is the type of friend that everyone needs to have. She holds the people she cares about closely but if you betray her trust she isn’t afraid to cut you loose and tell you how she really feels. She fights for what she wants and usually ends up getting her way. She’s smart and everyone knows it. You can always go to her for advice, she has been through a lot and always knows what to say without being afraid to be completely honest. She is affectionate to the people she loves and is always faithful. She loves to show her friends a great time, create memories and support them through all their decisions. She rarely gives second chances but if she does you know she truly cares about you. She has soft spots but that doesn’t mean she’s weak. She is the strongest, bravest, most beautiful person and the greatest friend anyone could have. Someone everyone should look up to.