Kersten 

The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.

Iwishsuebehs! That’s a weird goddamn kersten

Kersten by YA BOIII2468 April 1, 2019

Kersten 

A stunning young woman with blonde hair and davishly looking good eyes. Every time she talks your heart melts and her laughter is contagious.

Man that Kersten is so beautiful.

Kersten by Ryebreado January 26, 2017

kersten 

sex.

wow, i had the best kersten last night it was rediculous!

kersten by blehderdeh May 6, 2009

Kersten 

The world"s hottest girl anyone would have sex with accept Miggle

Kersten is so hot I want to have sex with her

Kersten by bagpipe2efuk5 February 19, 2019

Kersten 

when a male or female goat gets enrolled in a Hokey Pokey Dance School and consequently learns how to operate a machine gun as a direct result.

Everybody! DUCK! Its a Kersten, and shes armed!

Kersten by Hadid September 7, 2008

Kersten 

waste of space and land, the best hair in the world

To the barber: Can I have a Kersten

Kersten by we33eeeee2222mk November 1, 2017

Frau Kersten 

An extremely fat and stupid bitch who loves to eat lots of Chewy Bars whilst her students fail her German tests due to her inability to teach German. Her weaknesses include: falling over, hand sanitizer in her water bottle, cupcakes, and people who speak German fluently.

This fat sea cow enjoys sending her children out of the classroom when they answer her questions.

AKA Frau Cow, Frau Bitchten, Snorlax, Frau Fat ass(es).

Example 1:
Frau Kersten: "Joe, what is the answer?"
Joe: "I don't know"
Frau Kersten: "GET OUT!!!!!!!"

Example 2:
Frau Kersten: "Which one of you put hand sanitizer in my water??!!"

Example 3:
Frau Kersten was going to eat me, but then I handed her a water bottle with German writing on it filled with hand sanitizer and then she exploded.

Frau Kersten by Thugnificant925 September 23, 2011