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Kristiana 

Kristiana is a stunning girl some may even say jaw dropping. She has lots of friends but some are fake. She has boys chasing after her. She can never notice the boys flirting but they are. Even though she doesn’t believe it when people say it and won’t except compliments. She makes good grades and all a’s in all her classes. She is what people call a people person , everyone gets along with her. She is a girl who not only acts different but is different, not in a bad way but in a good way. She is a goddess and no one can stay mad at her.
Oh my goodness there’s Kristiana 🤭
Kristiana by namedefanswerer October 4, 2018

Kristian Dallapalma 

Kristian Dallapalma is described as a 'rat' where ever he goes, sadly this is due to his disfigured body. Many things such as his torso, legs, and head are all out of shape leading to a staggering height of 4 foot 2. Nothing can fix this.

Kristian Dallapalma has a unique love for the basketball player, Steph Curry. Some people question whether he is actually gay for Steph. Kristian wishes he was in the NBA playing with Curry but his jump shot cannot make up for this.

Somehow he has a hot sis
Person 1: "What is that disjointed thing coming out of the sewers?"

Person 2: "Oh that's just a Kristian Dallapalma"

Kristianna 

A fun, outgoing loving person! She’s confident but kind and will steal your man without trying. She’s popular in school but not always part of the cliques. She’s always out partying but doesn’t get into drugs. Shes smart without trying but is very athletic and not a nerd. She’s typically a cheerleader and on a school team of some kind and secretly has a beautiful singing voice. She doesn’t value herself above others and will always say hi to you when she sees you in the halls. She likes hanging out and there’s no having to ‘get in with th popular’ people with her! She doesn’t care what other people think unless they’re her friends and she is unfazed by drama, even though she gets involved in a lot. She gets asked out on the regular and Guys always want her number but she only has eyes for one buy, and if that’s you you will feel like the luckiest guy alive. She is stunning but doesn’t know she’s hot so isn’t cocky about it. She is quick to forgive and give a second chance and she never give up on herself or her friends. She’s your go to when it comes to difficult times and will always be there to listen to your problems. She’s a professional when it comes to advice and you can always count on her to be there for you.Shes the kind of girl to start trends,not follow them and is a natural born leader. Being friends with a Kristianna is a great honor
I wish I looked like Kristianna.
Hey it’s my friend, Kristianna!
Yo Kristianna, wanna hang this weekend?
A beautiful women that may not be that tall she is soooo nice and sweet and when she has kids She would do anything for her kids and will have an amazing family not a beer drinker a little bit in the summer but that’s it any man would want her but she would wait to find the one who she will be with for the rest of her life
I mean anything she was my mom and we had a house fire she yelled to my brother to get down on the ground if you know a krestine you need to keep her as a friend family or even you girlfriend
krestine by Joe hotel May 9, 2018

Kristian 

The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian I know, I would be lost without him.
This one guy named Kristian that is AMAZING!!
Kristian by TLynal June 21, 2012

Kristian 

Kristian is so Kristian
Kristian by NigletNorman April 9, 2021
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A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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