kresten 

The biggest nerd in town

Yo you are such a kresten

kresten by Yee the jackass April 9, 2017

kresten 

Kresten is someone who likes sausage, he is very smart and nice, but talks a lot, he also have a crush on his teacher Nete.

Oh he is such a Kresten

kresten by Madsogstar November 10, 2017

Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

b]for pointing out how you don't like something;

c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;

e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.

1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")

Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013

Kristen Nicole

A rising model who is known as a sex symbol among many men and some women.

Did you get Kristen Nicole's new pics?!
She looks so damn fine!!

Kristen Nicole by hotboyz October 23, 2008

Kristene 

Kristene is a gorgeous girl who always says what pops into her head. she is always down to do something a little crazy but has a very kind heart. she is funny, sweet and caring when it comes to people she really cares about. overall, kristene is one of the best people you will ever meet.

My friend kristene, is wild!

Kristene by ajac April 22, 2017

Kersten 

The most beautiful person in the world. She has cute little glasses and thin lips;)
Every time she looks at you, you will just melt inside. If she loves you, she really means it. She will never let you forget it. Her eyes are the most beautiful things you will ever see. When you look into them, time itself will stop. Sometimes, she says she’s ok and puts a smile on her face, but she won’t really mean it. Always look after a Kersten. Never leave her. Always be there for her. If you have ever left a Kersten, you are a frickin moron. It was the biggest mistake of your entire life and you will regret it till the day you die. If you are about to leave a Kersten, don’t. She will be hurt and never forget you and you will break her. So never leave. If you say you love her, you need to mean it. If not you’re a motherfucking cuntard. Don’t say you love her unless you mean it. Ever. A Kersten is the most beautiful short person on the planet. With her beautiful curly hair, you can’t help but fall in love. Your heart will melt every time you look into her beautiful eyes. Never take a Kersten for granted. Love her, forever. I know I will.

Iwishsuebehs! That’s a weird goddamn kersten

Kersten by YA BOIII2468 April 1, 2019

Kristen Kray 

the absolute kwEEN of all. she is absolutely amazing and you may not disrespect.

kristen kray is so h cool

Kristen Kray by hatmeme May 9, 2019