kress

the act of ruining anything... people's days, people's lives, friendships, sex and birthday parties.

he totally kressed her birthday.

sorry man- i totally kressed up.

by VampiraHatesYou October 30, 2009

A slow crazy bastard, with grape like clusters, who is full of stories that are meaningless to anyone he tells

Clem: Dude. that guy in the soil lab had some kress like behavior.

a hot ass male who has a hot girlfriend. A kress usually has a huge ego.

Alex is a kress. I wish I was him.

I want a kress in my pants.

by Lebo December 14, 2008

Kresse

Has a rather large butthole and like to make out with small female children.

Wow he's such a kresse

by nick kresse April 12, 2011

Basically an adorable boy on iCarly. His voice just deepened ALOT and its so funny but I'm like aww awkward little boy!

Nathan Kress: Hey.
Person: What the heck happened to your voice!!!
Nathan Kress: Puberty.

awwww poor little awkward boy!

by geniusGirllx3 December 9, 2008

Hey, you going to the mall tonight.

No, I hear Joey Kress is going to be there.

God, she's so bratchet.

by nickyoung48 May 24, 2013