kress

the act of ruining anything... people's days, people's lives, friendships, sex and birthday parties.

he totally kressed her birthday.

sorry man- i totally kressed up.

by VampiraHatesYou October 30, 2009

kress

A slow crazy bastard, with grape like clusters, who is full of stories that are meaningless to anyone he tells

Clem: Dude. that guy in the soil lab had some kress like behavior.

by Kyle Blankenship May 16, 2008

kress

a hot ass male who has a hot girlfriend. A kress usually has a huge ego.

Alex is a kress. I wish I was him.

I want a kress in my pants.

by Lebo December 14, 2008

Nathan Kress

Basically an adorable boy on iCarly. His voice just deepened ALOT and its so funny but I'm like aww awkward little boy!

Nathan Kress: Hey.
Person: What the heck happened to your voice!!!
Nathan Kress: Puberty.

awwww poor little awkward boy!

by geniusGirllx3 December 9, 2008

Joey Kress

another word for a bratchet aka a ratchet, basic bitch

Hey, you going to the mall tonight.

No, I hear Joey Kress is going to be there.

God, she's so bratchet.

by nickyoung48 May 24, 2013

Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai!

A somehow popular phrase said by Gold Experience Requiem (Giorno Giovanna's requiem stand) after activating it's ability "Return to zero" while Diavolo was erasing time, translates to: "You will never reach truth"
The phrase is usually used only as a reference but sometimes it can be used to hide something that you know from others, jojo fans or not.

Person A: How did you do that?
Person B: Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai!

by Frosted Fool December 3, 2019

Koesser Unit

An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.

Thats gonna take at least 1 ʞ (Koesser Unit) to finish.

by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010