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the act of ruining anything... people's days, people's lives, friendships, sex and birthday parties.
he totally kressed her birthday.

sorry man- i totally kressed up.
kress by VampiraHatesYou October 30, 2009
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A slow crazy bastard, with grape like clusters, who is full of stories that are meaningless to anyone he tells
Clem: Dude. that guy in the soil lab had some kress like behavior.
kress by Kyle Blankenship May 16, 2008
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a hot ass male who has a hot girlfriend. A kress usually has a huge ego.
Alex is a kress. I wish I was him.

I want a kress in my pants.
kress by Lebo December 14, 2008

Nathan Kress 

Basically an adorable boy on iCarly. His voice just deepened ALOT and its so funny but I'm like aww awkward little boy!
Nathan Kress: Hey.
Person: What the heck happened to your voice!!!
Nathan Kress: Puberty.

awwww poor little awkward boy!
Nathan Kress by geniusGirllx3 December 9, 2008

Joey Kress

another word for a bratchet aka a ratchet, basic bitch
Hey, you going to the mall tonight.

No, I hear Joey Kress is going to be there.

God, she's so bratchet.
Joey Kress by nickyoung48 May 24, 2013

Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai! 

A somehow popular phrase said by Gold Experience Requiem (Giorno Giovanna's requiem stand) after activating it's ability "Return to zero" while Diavolo was erasing time, translates to: "You will never reach truth"
The phrase is usually used only as a reference but sometimes it can be used to hide something that you know from others, jojo fans or not.
Person A: How did you do that?
Person B: Shinjitsu ni tōtatsu suru koto wa kesshite nai!

Koesser Unit 

An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.
Thats gonna take at least 1 ʞ (Koesser Unit) to finish.
Koesser Unit by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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