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SEXY GODDESS
shes the sexiest mo fo in daaa block.
she sticks to one guy at a time, but wishes she was with the other.
shes super hottt and yummyfull. boys want her. bad.
some girls do too ;D

she has a girl crushh too, but shes not gay.

basically shes SEXYYYYY.
you wonna be her
"damnnnn i wish i was a kressie!"
kressie by kressie loverrr July 12, 2009
Words you can keep
kessies are girls who don’t care what anyone thinks about them. they are very funny and everyone loves them. kessies are the kind of girls everyone wants to talk to, they can be a little mean sometimes, but who isn’t? kessies have outgoing personalities but sometimes can be a little shy. they are the type of girls that every boy dreams of going out with. if you ever find yourself a kessie, never let her go, you’ll regret it
guy #1 “do you see that girl over there?”
guy #2 “yeah man that’s kessie, she’s hot”
kessie by mysterious000 March 30, 2018
Related Words
kressie kessie Krassie Kresse kressel kressig kressin Kressio Kressler Krissie
a surname from german descent, referring to a family of high physical, mental, and social class.
The kressig's make cash money errryday
kressig by 2fresh2furious May 3, 2008
Extremely hard headed, independent, very sarcastic, loves animals, will defend there friends and beat the shit out of anyone who tries to hurt there friends. Kessie's are alcoholics.
Kessie is a badass.
kessie by Top_Squish November 29, 2017

The Kessie 

Verb: To reach around your woman and pluck her nipples as if milking a cow, while doing her in the butt.
"Yeah, I made my wife feel like a real farm animal last night after I gave her the kessie)
The Kessie by MARXIST2232 July 22, 2009

carson kressley 

star of queer eye for the straight guy, which is undoubtedly the coolest reality tv show. ever. also one of the top coolest gay guys alive today, even outside the world of reality tv. dominant male of the fab five.
im crassey for kressley!
carson kressley by sam March 3, 2005
a name for cute, sexy, funny and yet very slutty girls. Also, Krassies have a fetish for Brits.
Wow..I was pretty Krassie last night.
Krassie by krassielover May 10, 2010
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Friend 2: How do you know?
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