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a surname from german descent, referring to a family of high physical, mental, and social class.
The kressig's make cash money errryday
kressig by 2fresh2furious May 3, 2008
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A loving person, cool, one of the most popular kids in class, lots of time dating a Samuel or Robert, fun to be around.
Wow kresson is lookin so hot today.
Kresson by ProfessorX1239 June 17, 2016
SEXY GODDESS
shes the sexiest mo fo in daaa block.
she sticks to one guy at a time, but wishes she was with the other.
shes super hottt and yummyfull. boys want her. bad.
some girls do too ;D

she has a girl crushh too, but shes not gay.

basically shes SEXYYYYY.
you wonna be her
"damnnnn i wish i was a kressie!"
kressie by kressie loverrr July 12, 2009
The best ever. Most likely a last name. It means the best at sex better at sex then a Ryan or any other name but not Cal or Caleb. People love a kressin. It’s a straight last name. He does not like boys. Always love girls. Always try’s there best to look good. Has lots of close friends. Has multiple girl friends. Has a good life. He’s a badass. He’s not fat. He’s loves sex. Will always be a helpful person. He good at making friends. Is super food lokoking. Smell really good. All the girls want him😘. This all is for a last name a possibly a first name.
Girl 1: I going on a date to night with the guys who last name is Kressin

Girl 2: I’m going on a date with him next week.
kressin by Kressin March 11, 2019

Krission 

A beautiful noun that articulates the act of Krissing someone or being Krissed. The lovely verb “Kris” means to essentially Rickroll someone, but with a video of Kris Jenner dancing.

Synonyms: unknown
Antonyms: de-Krission
“The delicate art of Krission is difficult to perfect.”
I'm too kession for this
Kession by Year's girl April 6, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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