kressel 

A word describing an Aquarius. Typically anything cool and heartless is kressel. Defines the modern GenZ

Friend1: "Why did you invite people to your birthday party while you were holidaying in Hawai?"
Friend2: "You know I'm a kressel, so why do you ask?"

kressel by freak09 July 9, 2021

Krissel

She is the prettiest girl ever.... She makes you smile and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Not only will she be there to hate on your exs but she will be there support your relationships and she also is the kind of bestie that will pretend to be you lesbo gf to get a guy to go away. Krissel is the only girl that i would turn to and cry about the randomest things. She is actually the SWEXYEST girl ever haha.

Omg Krissel is soo Bootiful (: lol

Krissel by Your Window Stalker September 6, 2013

Krissel

She is an outgoing, short, adorable, and all the more interesting girl. Krissel really focuses mostly on her studies and participates as much as she can in school. Sure, she might be a nerdy geek, but she can throw roasts from time to time. Don't get me started on her obsession over SuperSmashBros.

She's a cocky kid. Her friends can tell you a lot about her, like how she's fun to be around and you'll never be bored in her presence. I agree with that statement all the way. Her laugh will make you feel way better when you're down, her smile will lighten up your day and.. her voice is the best part. But more importantly, she doesn't need a boyfriend since she can make herself happy (':

To top it all off, she is a precious girl. You'll want to be her friend as soon as you meet her. She's forgiving but there's a certain limit that i stupidly surpassed. She deserves someone that doesn't betray her, someome better than someone like me.

???: God Krissel's so nerdy and cute it distracts me. I'm too dumb for her anyways.

Krissel by DatNiceDude(: May 4, 2019

kresel'd 

In online video games (namely Counter-Strike: Source) when a friendly/teammate kills you with a grenade. Numerous times.

*=FaA=Kresel killed =FaA=Darth Jim with HE Grenade*
*DEAD* =FaA=Darth Jim: Oh no! Kresel'd again!

kresel'd by Darth Jim October 13, 2006

carson kressly 

one of the gay guys from queer eye from the straight guy who graduated from northwestern lehigh and randomly shows up one day in our hallways visiting his old teachers... with some cameraman supposedly fliming a thing for tv to make northwestern a better school

gay guy = carson kressly

carson kressly by cristin February 8, 2005

Kessel 

to kessel s.o. means to tell somebody unbelievable lies in rapid succession so the person gets confused.

Hafi was kesseled by Wiesi.

Kessel by The Fr34k May 11, 2008

Phil Kessel 

A re-rack in the drinking game Beirut, it is named after the hockey player Phil Kessel who plays for the Boston Bruins. It consist of four cups, three vertical and one cup horizontal to the middle cup. This is a reference to the fact that Phil Kessel has only one testicle after suffering testicular cancer. This is done in good fun, since Phil Kessel is considered to be a sick right winger. The saying hails from the frisbee team at Stonehill College

Phil: Re-rack?

Tim:Yeah man

Conor: Yo, how do you wanna us to re-rack it then?

Tim: Phil Kessel that sit dude!

Phil Kessel by LeprechaunCBN June 25, 2009