Kressler 

A cum sucking bitch. Usually someone who loves to drink it.

"Maria gave Orlando head yesterday!"
"Yeah, she's such a Kressler"

Kressler by Whitneyyy February 6, 2008

Kiss Me Kessler 

Kiss Me Kessler. Named after a major D.C powerbroker; a great man.

1 part gin

1 part vodka

1 fine waitress

Bitters

Cherry grenadine

Maraschino Cherries
Any questions, you can talk to my lawyer.

Bartender, one Kiss Me Kessler, please. Extra Grenadine.

Kiss Me Kessler by John Miller December 20, 2017

Daniel Kessler 

Shy guitarist from Interpol who has a fetish for half asian girls. He often makes funny sex faces when he plays.

Look at that Amish guy...wait thats Daniel Kessler

Daniel Kessler by Mrs. Kessler May 13, 2005

Kessler Park 

a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not

man! kessler park is ghetto!

Kessler Park by lildino July 5, 2009

Daniel Kessler 

The guitarist and brains behind Interpol. Daniel has been a lover of music since he was a little tyke back in London, England. He's one smart kat and really hot. He also looks like he's getting a blow job when he is playing his guitar.

Person 1: Who's that hot Amish guy?
Person 2: That's Daniel, the gutarist of Interpol.

Daniel Kessler by LolaLola August 31, 2005

daniel kessler 

Guitarist in band interpol shy and cute with funny beard.

Will be seen dancing strangley

daniel kessler by jen March 25, 2005

Julius Kessler 

The Greatest fucking beverage in the World

"Well guys I feel like a pimp, I just drank a fifth El Julius Kessler."

After those shots of Julius Kessler I feel ready to beat my woman....like a true red-blooded American.

Julius...it enlarges the cock.

Julius Kessler by Dick Handle February 24, 2009