kressig 

a surname from german descent, referring to a family of high physical, mental, and social class.

The kressig's make cash money errryday

kressig by 2fresh2furious May 3, 2008

Thomas Kressig 

Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".

Bro I just Thomas Kressiged that dip!

Thomas Kressig by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017

kressie 

SEXY GODDESS
shes the sexiest mo fo in daaa block.
she sticks to one guy at a time, but wishes she was with the other.
shes super hottt and yummyfull. boys want her. bad.
some girls do too ;D

she has a girl crushh too, but shes not gay.

basically shes SEXYYYYY.
you wonna be her

"damnnnn i wish i was a kressie!"

kressie by kressie loverrr July 12, 2009

kressin 

The best ever. Most likely a last name. It means the best at sex better at sex then a Ryan or any other name but not Cal or Caleb. People love a kressin. It’s a straight last name. He does not like boys. Always love girls. Always try’s there best to look good. Has lots of close friends. Has multiple girl friends. Has a good life. He’s a badass. He’s not fat. He’s loves sex. Will always be a helpful person. He good at making friends. Is super food lokoking. Smell really good. All the girls want him😘. This all is for a last name a possibly a first name.

Girl 1: I going on a date to night with the guys who last name is Kressin

Girl 2: I’m going on a date with him next week.

kressin by Kressin March 11, 2019

Kressio

When your friend likes someone and the person your friend likes likes your friend back

Emma:Omg you guys r kressio!
Krystal:shut up! But yes I do like him and he likes me

Kressio by Kaitie1 May 1, 2019