kressig
kressig by 2fresh2furious May 3, 2008
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Thomas Kressig
Brown haired redneck that claims to be a man but usually loses drinkoffs. He is willing to put his balls on the table if he loses in beerpong. One of the more specific terms of a Kressig would be the Beerman. The Beerman constantly provides his mate's with beer by throwing it at them violently. Everyone who doesn't finish their brew is considered a pussy. A Thomas Kressig is usually also addicted to dip or "yoppers".
Thomas Kressig by DerDeutscheKracher April 17, 2017
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kressie
SEXY GODDESS
shes the sexiest mo fo in daaa block.
she sticks to one guy at a time, but wishes she was with the other.
shes super hottt and yummyfull. boys want her. bad.
some girls do too ;D
she has a girl crushh too, but shes not gay.
basically shes SEXYYYYY.
you wonna be her
shes the sexiest mo fo in daaa block.
she sticks to one guy at a time, but wishes she was with the other.
shes super hottt and yummyfull. boys want her. bad.
some girls do too ;D
she has a girl crushh too, but shes not gay.
basically shes SEXYYYYY.
you wonna be her
kressie by kressie loverrr July 12, 2009
kressin
The best ever. Most likely a last name. It means the best at sex better at sex then a Ryan or any other name but not Cal or Caleb. People love a kressin. It’s a straight last name. He does not like boys. Always love girls. Always try’s there best to look good. Has lots of close friends. Has multiple girl friends. Has a good life. He’s a badass. He’s not fat. He’s loves sex. Will always be a helpful person. He good at making friends. Is super food lokoking. Smell really good. All the girls want him😘. This all is for a last name a possibly a first name.
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