Kresse 

Has a rather large butthole and like to make out with small female children.

Wow he's such a kresse

Kresse by nick kresse April 12, 2011

Koesser Unit 

An indeterminate measure of time usually lasting between 1 hour and 1 week. Represented by: ʞ. Commonly used in software development estimating.

Thats gonna take at least 1 ʞ (Koesser Unit) to finish.

Koesser Unit by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010

Krissel

She is the prettiest girl ever.... She makes you smile and is the bestest friend you could ever have. Not only will she be there to hate on your exs but she will be there support your relationships and she also is the kind of bestie that will pretend to be you lesbo gf to get a guy to go away. Krissel is the only girl that i would turn to and cry about the randomest things. She is actually the SWEXYEST girl ever haha.

Omg Krissel is soo Bootiful (: lol

Krissel by Your Window Stalker September 6, 2013

Krissed 

Whenever you see a video with Kris Jenner in a sparkly green dress with a black bow tie lip syncing to the song “Lady Marmalade” with the caption “You just got Krissed”.

“I was trying to find the spoilers to my favorite show, but instead I got jump scared by a woman singing in a green sequin dress!”

“Oh man, you just got Krissed.”

Krissed by jdhdhjshwu June 23, 2022

Krissed 

Kris Jenner singing Lady Marmalade.

'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'

Person 1: I just got sent a video of a girl in a green dress saying 'Itchi gitchi ya ya da da'
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Kris Jenner - you just got Krissed.

Krissed by tybzm June 22, 2022

Krissel

She is an outgoing, short, adorable, and all the more interesting girl. Krissel really focuses mostly on her studies and participates as much as she can in school. Sure, she might be a nerdy geek, but she can throw roasts from time to time. Don't get me started on her obsession over SuperSmashBros.

She's a cocky kid. Her friends can tell you a lot about her, like how she's fun to be around and you'll never be bored in her presence. I agree with that statement all the way. Her laugh will make you feel way better when you're down, her smile will lighten up your day and.. her voice is the best part. But more importantly, she doesn't need a boyfriend since she can make herself happy (':

To top it all off, she is a precious girl. You'll want to be her friend as soon as you meet her. She's forgiving but there's a certain limit that i stupidly surpassed. She deserves someone that doesn't betray her, someome better than someone like me.

???: God Krissel's so nerdy and cute it distracts me. I'm too dumb for her anyways.

Krissel by DatNiceDude(: May 4, 2019

Kessen 

An insult aimed at people whose facial hair seems feathery, or people who have an interesting display of facial hair.

Yo kessen-face, yo momma is so kessen her face could lay an egg.

Kessen by Bunny_boilers December 23, 2008