Kresse

Has a rather large butthole and like to make out with small female children.
Wow he's such a kresse
by nick kresse April 12, 2011
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kress

the act of ruining anything... people's days, people's lives, friendships, sex and birthday parties.
he totally kressed her birthday.

sorry man- i totally kressed up.
by VampiraHatesYou October 30, 2009
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kress

A slow crazy bastard, with grape like clusters, who is full of stories that are meaningless to anyone he tells
Clem: Dude. that guy in the soil lab had some kress like behavior.
by Kyle Blankenship May 16, 2008
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kress

a hot ass male who has a hot girlfriend. A kress usually has a huge ego.
Alex is a kress. I wish I was him.

I want a kress in my pants.
by Lebo December 14, 2008
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Nathan Kress

Basically an adorable boy on iCarly. His voice just deepened ALOT and its so funny but I'm like aww awkward little boy!
Nathan Kress: Hey.
Person: What the heck happened to your voice!!!
Nathan Kress: Puberty.

awwww poor little awkward boy!
by geniusGirllx3 December 09, 2008
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Joey Kress

another word for a bratchet aka a ratchet, basic bitch
Hey, you going to the mall tonight.

No, I hear Joey Kress is going to be there.

God, she's so bratchet.
by nickyoung48 May 24, 2013
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