a place for rich jewish kids from the tri-state area to come together for a relatively (to them) small price of just over $1000/week. kids convince their parents to send them there on the premise that they will be playing tennis or golf, but we all know that no one actually comes for that.
guy 1: dude i wanna get laid
guy 2: dude lets just go to krinsky then i heard them bitches are ez thurr!
guy 1: im game! im gonna go tell my parents that i wanna learn to play tennis!
that one guy in your group chat who has a stroke once a week. watch them out or they will destroy you. they are at least obsessed with someone. they can be a good friend. remember, don't be enemies with them because they can be your worst enemy.
guy 1: who's that new person?
guy 2: it's kranky. she's so dangerous. but friendly at the same time.
Kansky is the god of the sun. Everyone else exists in his shadow. He is loved by all and is effortlessly gorgeous. Everyone needs a Kansky in their life but few are lucky enough to have one.