kranky

that one guy in your group chat who has a stroke once a week. watch them out or they will destroy you. they are at least obsessed with someone. they can be a good friend. remember, don't be enemies with them because they can be your worst enemy.

guy 1: who's that new person?
guy 2: it's kranky. she's so dangerous. but friendly at the same time.

kranky by whenubruh69 September 8, 2019

kranky

odd or peculiar

in a bad mood

sally: what a kranky guy
bob: i know right he was so kranky

kranky by bikxy April 15, 2023

Kranky Kranky

Kranky Kranky is when you get all kranky off dranky and you dont wanna piss yoinky dranky

Yo,bro im feelin kranky kranky.

Kranky Kranky by yeatsfanb0y May 31, 2023

killy kranky 

Killy Kranky is a character from the 1981 Roald Dahl book who is the father of George Kranky.

He's also a word that means absolutely astounding.

bro did u see Marlon yesterday at the circus
yeah he was killy kranky

killy kranky by potatoheadeggman January 18, 2024

felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021

Krankle 

Little known cousin (from the country) of Krampus.

Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.

To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.

There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.

Yo bro, light that candle or Krankle gonna get yo weak ass.

Krankle by papacholo December 23, 2019

kranken 

going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person

#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"

#2

Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"

Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"

kranken by dogsandcatsanddogs July 5, 2018