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kozee drunk 

A level of drunkenness after 8 everclear shots in which urination takes place in the shower with an abundance of open stalls and cellular devices replace alcohol in the fridge. This level of drunkenness usually involves lack of memory, MIC's, and a great story to tell everybody.
Bro, your pissing in the shower?! You must be kozee drunk!
kozee drunk by Klub Kozee September 8, 2012
Related Words
kozee • kozee drunk • Kobee • Kodee • Koree • kozel • Koreeaboo • Koreeb • Kozed • kzees
An advanced form of the word yeet for the average intellectual
Damn I really want to KAZEET off a cliff right now
Oh man she really just kazeetus that fetus
Kazeet by Bonjouritsolive February 28, 2019

(to) kozel 

applicable in various ways, mostly sexual
(to) kozel - “Wo kann man hier kozeln, Andrea?”,”Wann kozeln wir heute?”,”Kozeln ist toll”,”Ist das etwas kozel Light?”,”Das kozel muss tiefer rein”
(to) kozel by KozelKing April 4, 2022
He is an amazing lover , he knows exactly what to say to get any girl he wants , he is usually popular and famous. Kazeem is very athletic, very strong and has a big heart .
Bonnie : Who is that fine young man over there ?
Her best friend : That’s Kazeem
Kazeem by ill take your man July 8, 2019
a way of saying ok. pronounced kay-zees
go to the grocery store. kzees.
kzees by itzme? January 31, 2019
reebok spelled backwards. pronounced KO-beer. means cold beer...
"hey man it's 5:00 lets open up a kobeer!"
kobeer by Kurtis lowe December 6, 2006
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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