Kozed

To get kozed means to be relaxed.
-verb-

I want to go home and get kozed.

by L-train & BP February 28, 2009

Kozed

1. To completely exclude somebody from a conversation or party based on their irritating and annoying personality.

2. To irreparably mess something up, or to attempt something and fail miserably.

Matt did deserve to get KOZED for asking so many dumb questions.

I can't believe how bad he KOZED that test.

by matt the batt March 18, 2009

kozee drunk

A level of drunkenness after 8 everclear shots in which urination takes place in the shower with an abundance of open stalls and cellular devices replace alcohol in the fridge. This level of drunkenness usually involves lack of memory, MIC's, and a great story to tell everybody.

Bro, your pissing in the shower?! You must be kozee drunk!

by Klub Kozee September 8, 2012

(to) kozel

applicable in various ways, mostly sexual

(to) kozel - “Wo kann man hier kozeln, Andrea?”,”Wann kozeln wir heute?”,”Kozeln ist toll”,”Ist das etwas kozel Light?”,”Das kozel muss tiefer rein”

by KozelKing April 4, 2022

Korede

Korede is as an authentic Nigerian name mostly used as a middle name in combination with the first name Kayode. Those fortunate enough to be given this name are also blessed with the following attributes: Scruffy in nature with profound strength, stamina, official tissue, sexy eyes, full lips, and a bubble butt. Also, anyone with this name has a strong faith and belief in family. They will spend their life searching for their true love, someone with a name meaning waterfall or life giving water.

Korede was blessed with official tissue.......ya know maaaaaa???

by fo'scheizel'breizel December 30, 2011

komedy

Comedy's sarcastic cousin.

When a joke is so desperate and hokey that it falls flat on its face, it ceases to be comedy and becomes komedy. Used primarily as sarcastic praise for dumb jokes in written reviews of TV, film and stage shows. Not likely to be encountered verbally due to the identical pronunciation between the two words.

Usually reserved for juvenile and childish jokes that are funny only in the minds of the jokesters.

You see how Kal Penn keeps getting hit in the head with stuff in Epic Movie? That's komedy!

by bohdave May 19, 2008

kobed

To enter a young woman's vagina by bending her over a chair, table, etc.

After weeks of dinners, dancing, movies and shows, I finally kobed her at the Holiday Inn Select.

by Richard B. Harde (aka Dick B.) July 4, 2009