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Kontol mean handsome
People 1 : you are so kontol
People 2 : thanks you are kontol too
Kontol by Kocheng oren November 21, 2020

kongalingus 

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.
Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!
kongalingus by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010
A person who is SUPER extraordniary annoying and bitchy. They just piss you off, and make you wish they were just a stain on the carpet.
Trey : “Bro, Allison is such a kongkling. I thought she was cool, but the more you know, the better.”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”
Kongkling by hedobekindafreshdoe August 26, 2019
Kontol means dick, if you meet Indonesians player in some games he probably say that
A : *feeding

B : noob kontol
KONTOL by ayang.Q September 11, 2020
Something like snake with hair, its very poisonic
Lucinta luna have a kontol, but she pretend dont have
Kontol by JohnQntl January 12, 2019
A surfing humanitarian with over 30 AP credits. Not to be confused with Congor, who kills beers on the beach while watching the "city lights". To be confused with a belligerent irishmen.
Yo Kongor, how many smokeshows you bag tonight?
Kongor by Shaneika Nelson November 24, 2010
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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