Kongoll
Someone who has very, very thiccc thighs and uses a "thigh reveal" to jebait chat. Unfortunately, Kongolls never actually follow through.
Kongoll by BobThe1st1st December 30, 2019
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Kongoloid
A man who exists solely to visit The Factory nightclub in Manchester every Wednesday evening, for their special event named 'Kong', where one can get wholesomely drunk for around £10, due to Factory's exciting blend of eclectic music and 80p bottles of VS.
Simon, you're a Kongoloid! - a man proclaiming that another man has become a Kongoloid.
You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.
Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.
You're such a Kongoloid Adam! - a man highlighting the fact that another man is currently a Kongoloid.
Pip, why aren't you a Kongoloid?!?! - a man's outburst of outraged disgust upon learning that another man is not a Kongoloid.
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Kongolingling
Kongolingling is often used to describe a guy usally from west africa who acts a certain way.
For example cheats, lies, usus people for their on benefit, who is ugly, smells like a sewer system and who has crooked nasty teeth.
For example cheats, lies, usus people for their on benefit, who is ugly, smells like a sewer system and who has crooked nasty teeth.
Drop him sis, he's a kongolingling
He is such a kongolingling.
Nvm them they all act like a kongolingling.
Ugh f*****g kongolingling.
He is such a kongolingling.
Nvm them they all act like a kongolingling.
Ugh f*****g kongolingling.
Kongolingling by Randommmmness September 9, 2020
Kongolese Thrust diamond
The act of excavating Penis shaped diamonds and attaching them to a thrust machine, for nice carbon hard anal penetration
Kongolese Thrust diamond by TheFetustickler June 29, 2026
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