A person who is SUPER extraordniary annoying and bitchy. They just piss you off, and make you wish they were just a stain on the carpet.
Trey : “Bro, Allison is such a kongkling. I thought she was cool, but the more you know, the better.”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”
by hedobekindafreshdoe August 26, 2019
Get the Kongkling mug.A person who is so fucking annoying and bitchy. They just piss you off, and make you wish they were just a stain on the carpet. Kongklings can also be referred to by, KK.
Trey : “Bro, Allison is such a kongkling. I thought she was cool, but the more you know, the better.”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”
by hedobekindafreshdoe October 20, 2019
Get the Kongkling mug.Town in the midst of ice cold Norway, best known for having a football team in the top of medioker norwegian football 20 years ago. Is now a wannabe large town with it's 17.000 innhabitants that mosty all stays at home.
by dandandan10 February 17, 2010
Get the Kongsvinger mug.When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.
Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!
by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010
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Get the Kingilingan mug.To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017
Get the funky konging mug.Donkey Konging is used as a verb.
1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound
disgusting.
1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound
disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.
2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!
3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!
3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.
by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010
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