Kongkling

A person who is SUPER extraordniary annoying and bitchy. They just piss you off, and make you wish they were just a stain on the carpet.

Trey : “Bro, Allison is such a kongkling. I thought she was cool, but the more you know, the better.”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”

Kongkling by hedobekindafreshdoe August 26, 2019

Kongkling

A person who is so fucking annoying and bitchy. They just piss you off, and make you wish they were just a stain on the carpet. Kongklings can also be referred to by, KK.

Trey : “Bro, Allison is such a kongkling. I thought she was cool, but the more you know, the better.”
Jon : “Yeah, you FINALLY realized?”

Kongkling by hedobekindafreshdoe October 20, 2019

Kongsvinger 

Town in the midst of ice cold Norway, best known for having a football team in the top of medioker norwegian football 20 years ago. Is now a wannabe large town with it's 17.000 innhabitants that mosty all stays at home.

Person 1: Hey. Ever been to Kongsvinger?
Person 2: What's that?

Kongsvinger by dandandan10 February 17, 2010

kongalingus 

When a pet dog is licking treats from the inside of a KONG dog toy; a hollowed out rubber chew toy with an orifice in which treats can be placed, just at the edge of the dog's licking range. The act of licking out the treat appears to be of a sexual nature.

Damn, Rex be all up in that, trying to get at that peanut butter. That straight up Kongalingus! Maybe Sheila can put some of that on her hoochie and Rex can go to town!

kongalingus by Richard Freckle October 21, 2010

Kingilingan

Local name of anybody, mainly rednecks, from the King, NC area.

When you get to King you need to watch out for those Kingilingans.

Kingilingan by Erik Christian June 12, 2007

funky konging 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.

Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa

funky konging by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017

Donkey Konging 

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.

1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

Donkey Konging by projectilevomiting January 24, 2010