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knuckle suck by pinkieb July 23, 2018
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Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle 

Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.

Knuckle sucking 

When you punch a tyquans tongue so hard it falls off.
The boy went knuckle sucking at the mall.
Knuckle sucking by SheilaG07 October 5, 2016

Suckle On My Knuckle

Something you say in an argument; meaning the person you are arguing with is not an intellectual and is genuinely not smart. When said, (depending on how weak they are) it will either kill you or turn you into a vegetable. For someone to defend against these powerful words, you must be of the highest grade of intellectual and practice the religion of Shreklenomly. People who practice in this religion are made immortal.
Pete: U is a dummy
You (the superior): Suckle On My Knuckle
Pete: *dies*

suckle my knuckle

Get in the car and put on your buckle, so you can hurry up and suckle my knuckle

suckle the knuckle 

Term meaning “kiss my fist” or similar to “knuckle sandwich” and is used in the English language like “kiss my ass”. Basically means you are going to punch said person in the face for being retarded.
Blaine: “Hey, want to go down to the park and make-out like we are the Hanson brothers?”
Nigel: “Hey, want to suckle the knuckle?!”

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker 

When someone is about to get their lights punched out directly
"He about got knuckle fucked in the cock sucker after he said that scandalous shit"
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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