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Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle 

Is a term used to describe a blow job given by mouth and hand which work together in perfect unison to procure a gigantic load from the lucky recipient,
So my buddy Jason was telling me his wife Andrea read a book a book about blowjobs and after doing so gave him the best Five Knuckle Suckle Shuffle he’s ever had. Hopefully this isn’t tactic she uses forward to manipulate him into getting Desquirtified.

Knuckle sucking 

When you punch a tyquans tongue so hard it falls off.
The boy went knuckle sucking at the mall.
Knuckle sucking by SheilaG07 October 5, 2016

Suckle On My Knuckle

Something you say in an argument; meaning the person you are arguing with is not an intellectual and is genuinely not smart. When said, (depending on how weak they are) it will either kill you or turn you into a vegetable. For someone to defend against these powerful words, you must be of the highest grade of intellectual and practice the religion of Shreklenomly. People who practice in this religion are made immortal.
Pete: U is a dummy
You (the superior): Suckle On My Knuckle
Pete: *dies*

suckle my knuckle

Get in the car and put on your buckle, so you can hurry up and suckle my knuckle

suckle the knuckle 

Term meaning “kiss my fist” or similar to “knuckle sandwich” and is used in the English language like “kiss my ass”. Basically means you are going to punch said person in the face for being retarded.
Blaine: “Hey, want to go down to the park and make-out like we are the Hanson brothers?”
Nigel: “Hey, want to suckle the knuckle?!”

knuckle fucked in the cock sucker 

When someone is about to get their lights punched out directly
"He about got knuckle fucked in the cock sucker after he said that scandalous shit"