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knotmick 

knotmick is a creature often mistaken for the phantom. Having qualities akin to a Jedi Master, they are known to have given birth to many legends of cb radio. The sockboy is the natural prey of the knotmick. A Late Night Lenny will cringe and hide in a corner whenever they encounter a knotmick. A smegma will spend countless hours trying to repel a knotmick, only to fail dismally, in a similar vein to their university efforts.
You are part of the rich tapestry that makes up a knotmick

knotmick I am your father. sockboy Noooooo!
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knot-so-fresh 

That fucking filthy after-shit feeling that just will not go away without baby wipes.
Dude, you okay? You were in there a long time.
Fuck no. An entire roll of tp can't get rid of this knot-so-fresh feeling.
knot-so-fresh by sciflyer.25 September 4, 2014

douche knot 

Those guys who you see walking around with hair just long enough to tie into a little knot on the top of their heads. Can often be seen in the local gym usually sporting a sleeve tattoo and a large beard.
Look at that cunt over there with the douche knot
douche knot by Human Form July 18, 2016

Konstantina

NAME
GENDER: Female
USAGE: Greek

A very pretty modest girl. She is stubborn and is very independent. A smart person who has a great personality. Is a good person to hang out with and nice when you get to know her but shy if you don't. If you get on her darkside she can turn into an enemy! Very kind person and always tries to find the good side in every bad situation. Great person to talk to and is very honest. She gives really good advice. Very creative and funny and is loved by many.
Person 1: God, Konstantina is perfect
Konstantina by tatarata September 17, 2013

Konstantino 

A name of one of the hardest people alive, easily the coolest guy when he walks in the room, no question that all the hoes are looking at him whenever he pulls up to any event, even an event like Gekyume's Circumcision ceremony. If you see a Konstantino roaming around he is probably dripped out in some Ferragamo's and an iced out gold chain. Konstantino is a hoop god, and the likes of LeBron James and Michael Jordan bow down to him when he's on the court. Overall, a Konstantino is likely to steal your bitch and drown in that cash. He is no question the guy that everybody wants to be.
Hoe: Oh my God it's Konstantino I want him to fuck me so bad.
Dude: I was at his basketball game the other day and he dropped like 147 points and blocked everyone on the court at least 13 times.
Hoe: I'm gonna go try and talk to him
Hoe: Hi Konstantino!
Konstantino: Silence bitch I'm bout to go lay wood on Gigi Hadid
Konstantino by Youngchungus April 18, 2019

tie the knot 

1) to get married; to marry a mate
2) (for a cleric or other authorized person) to unite a couple in marriage
1) They finally tied the knot.
2) It was hard to find somebody to tie the knot at that hour.
tie the knot by nikonikonii April 2, 2017
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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