5 definitions by Youngchungus
by Youngchungus April 5, 2019
The 45th President of the United States of America. He has a throbbing purple cock and his jawline can cut glass. Women love him because of his asschin and because he is inevitable. His hobbies are genocide, killing his daughter, and fishing. Some say he is the true father of Xxxtentacion which would make him Gekyume’s grandfather. He killed Tony Swag because Tony Swag took his infinity stones from him. He got upset because his infinity stones are actually penis enlargement pills. Overall though, Thanos is a really cool and fun guy and is always down to hang and get fucked up with the boys.
Black Widow: I don’t think we should kill Thanos
Avengers: Why not?
Black Widow: Because he gave me the best dicking down of my entire last night. His rod is longer than Hulk’s
Hulk: Well he’s stupid for being purple. Fuck that clown lookin ass.
*Thanos appears*
Thanos: What did you say Hulk?
Hulk: uhhhh nothing sorry dawg
*Thanos dickslaps Hulk in the face*
*Hulk dies*
*Thanos leaves to go fishing*
Avengers: Why not?
Black Widow: Because he gave me the best dicking down of my entire last night. His rod is longer than Hulk’s
Hulk: Well he’s stupid for being purple. Fuck that clown lookin ass.
*Thanos appears*
Thanos: What did you say Hulk?
Hulk: uhhhh nothing sorry dawg
*Thanos dickslaps Hulk in the face*
*Hulk dies*
*Thanos leaves to go fishing*
by Youngchungus May 31, 2019
That tight ass hole where the poop comes out of. If you don’t eat budussy you are not a man. Short for butt pussy
Chad: I went to Buck Wild last night and got hammered off of gin and juice and did a bunch of chooch. I slipped my quarterly bonus to this thicc ass stripper and she let me rail her in the budussy. Probably going to go to planned parenthood to get my dick checked because it itches and smells funny.
by Youngchungus August 13, 2021
Type of human that is long and skinny. Very computer savvy, can build a computer in under a world record 20 minutes. Will use that computer to crunch the shit out of numbers. Can do it while baked too.
Likes: Poker, weed, kaz’s house, smoking weed at kaz’s house, Roofus
Dislikes: Arm day, chest day, leg day, alabama
Likes: Poker, weed, kaz’s house, smoking weed at kaz’s house, Roofus
Dislikes: Arm day, chest day, leg day, alabama
Kaz: I saw chrig try to stick his dick in the usb port on his computer. There was literally nothing on the monitor. Prob gonna smoke and chill with him later
by Youngchungus August 14, 2021
A name of one of the hardest people alive, easily the coolest guy when he walks in the room, no question that all the hoes are looking at him whenever he pulls up to any event, even an event like Gekyume's Circumcision ceremony. If you see a Konstantino roaming around he is probably dripped out in some Ferragamo's and an iced out gold chain. Konstantino is a hoop god, and the likes of LeBron James and Michael Jordan bow down to him when he's on the court. Overall, a Konstantino is likely to steal your bitch and drown in that cash. He is no question the guy that everybody wants to be.
Hoe: Oh my God it's Konstantino I want him to fuck me so bad.
Dude: I was at his basketball game the other day and he dropped like 147 points and blocked everyone on the court at least 13 times.
Hoe: I'm gonna go try and talk to him
Hoe: Hi Konstantino!
Konstantino: Silence bitch I'm bout to go lay wood on Gigi Hadid
Dude: I was at his basketball game the other day and he dropped like 147 points and blocked everyone on the court at least 13 times.
Hoe: I'm gonna go try and talk to him
Hoe: Hi Konstantino!
Konstantino: Silence bitch I'm bout to go lay wood on Gigi Hadid
by Youngchungus April 19, 2019