knofi

are real legends with big bald heads🛐🛐

I bin do knofi und i hob a glotzn

by iamsupercool2138283 November 20, 2021

knowingness

Word used by Berry Gordy in a Memorial Tribute to Michael Jackson immortalizing it: an awareness of self that transcends age or experience.

Knowingness drove Michael Jackson to immortalize himself in both life and death.

by Guido1 July 7, 2009

a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

if you stab british (wo)man in the chest, they often find the experience unpleasant and will likely think that your behaviour is a bit rude.

a person: *stabs a british lad*
the british lad: a bit rude to put that knoife in me chest innit

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

knoife

1. An extremely large knife.
2. A popular catch phrase.

1. That's not a knife, now THAT's a knoife.
2. like, KNOIFE!!!

by STOPUSINGALLTHEGOODNAMESYOUPOSERS April 23, 2008

Joff Knobie

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich

My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

by a sneaky snake June 6, 2010

Kofi

A phenomenal fellow, with a chiseled jaw, marvelous brown eyes, beautiful hair, and virtually crystalline teeth. Generally highly intelligent, ambitious, perhaps an overachiever as well. Notably black as well, generally from Ghana. Kofi is astoundingly handsome, but frequently attempts to mask it by the clothing he wears, which may not be conventionally normal or attractive.

Male: "Does that happen to be a Kofi? That would be impossible!"

Female: "Oh, it's a Kofi. Isn't he simply dreamy?"

by Pyricles April 23, 2018

Knafi

kuh·nah·fee Pronunciation kuh·nah·fee

This is a term used in frantic excitement, a high quaility version of the term LMFAO. There is nothing higher than this term when it comes to online laughing.
Your key strokes are always one key left because you're having an orgasm of laughter. This is how KNAFI is born.
You'll know you said something that's funny when someone uses this term.

Also this is a very common lebaneses cheese pastry.
1 lb phyllo dough
1/2 lb butter, melted
2 lbs ricotta cheese
1/2 cup pine nuts
3 cups sugar
1 teaspoon lemon juice (fresh).

Destin: like the stay puff marshmellow man
Philip: knafi!
Philip: lmfao*

"The kids are getting off at three, maybe I'll make a knafi desert."

by Hmmsphil December 24, 2008