knobsmack

a real knob of a dickwad(ref) that deserves a smack

keith is a f**king knobsmack

by KnobSmacker September 5, 2003

Knobstick

A person who works despite a strike is going on. Synonym: Strikebreaker, Black-Leg.

Knobsticks are employed worldwide since the 19th century, wherever workers go on strike or engage in related actions. United Kingdom laws permit strikebreaking, and courts have significantly restricted the right of unions to punish members who act as Knobsticks. In the U.S, employers enjoy the unrestricted right to permanently replace strikers with strikebreakers.

Foreigners do not steal jobs, bosses and Knobsticks do.

by John Doe sports version October 21, 2014

knobstacle

A knobstacle is a person who maliciously obstructs or otherwise prevents you from the reasonable transaction of legitimate business.

"I asked the customer service girl to transfer me to her supervisor, right? Huge mistake! Her supervisor ended up being a ginormous knobstacle who gleefully refused to refund my over-limit charge even though he could see that the merchant had refunded me $29.95 from the accidental overcharge that put me $4.95 over-limit in the first place!"

by Mo Dixley November 12, 2009

Knobstacle course

The series of activities that a gentleman undertakes in order to partake in sexual intercourse with a phillie.

This red hot piece o' meat is takin' me right round the knobstacle course!

by Your momma897 December 9, 2008

knobsack

Stemed from a name given to a certain male who had acted in a very bad way. At the moment between the end of upset and the beginning of anger the word was created in the midst of a tirade of expletives.

Can be used instead of knobjockey

******* is a fucking knobsack

by Sue Sutherland January 13, 2005

Knobstacle

Somebody, friend or otherwise, who is oblivious to the fact they are cock-blocking you.

Dave: "Hey, what's wrong John?"
John: "I'm trying to be cool around Jess but that indie hipster guy from her economics class is a huge knobstacle."

by Dailyfrank March 15, 2014

knobstacle race

A mad dash to relieve scattered pornography and/or sexual paraphernalia on hearing the unexpected early arrival of one's wife or girlfriend.

I thought the wife was going to be with her sister till next Friday, but she came home while I was knocking one off over her old Vogues. Jesus Christ, what a knobstacle race that was.

by Keith Boot May 25, 2007